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Was sind Salafisten?
Hier anschauen:
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::: DOKUS :::
(Achtung: Youtube ist überschwemmt mit Videos, die salafistischen/islamistischen Einfluss besitzen.
Deshalb: Schaut euch die Accounts genau an!)

1.
[DOKU] Wie Salafisten zum Terror verleiten - 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM2x-vgdrKM

2.
Pulverfass Deutschland - Doku über Probleme zwischen Salafisten und Rechtsradikalen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5nOuzXJOmY

3.
Salafisten, ein finsterer Verein (heute-show)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Myq48smApKs

4.
Deutsche Salafisten drangsalieren weltliche Hilfsorganisationen in Syrien | REPORT MAINZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCext-9pu9I

5.
DIE SALAFISTEN KOMMEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWARKJSKOP4

6.
Best of 2013 Peter Scholl Latour EZP Salafisten wird durch Saudisches Geld verbreitet!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmV3Z6f1BQQ

7.
Frauen im Islam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb4G6tUbkD0


8.
Gülen Bewegung
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fethullah_G%C3%BClen#Deutschland
Gefahr für Deutschland - Gülen Bewegung versucht die Unterwanderung
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9Q1jS7Rw9M

9.
Islamisten oder Demokraten - Die Islamische Milli Görüs / Millî Görüş / Milli Görüş
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtWjumM5G88

10.
Die türkischen Graue Wölfe (Rechtsextremismus/Islamismus)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z9LEc4qM1I

11.
Föderation der Türkisch-Demokratischen Idealistenvereine in Deutschland
(türkisch Almanya Demokratik Ülkücü Türk Dernekleri Federasyonu, ADÜTDF; kurz auch Türk Federasyon, dt. „Türkische Föderation“)
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%B6deration_der_T%C3%BCrkisch-Demokratischen_Idealistenvereine_in_Deutschland



http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salafismus
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamismus
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mill%C3%AE_G%C3%B6r%C3%BC%C5%9F

http://boxvogel.blogspot.de

::: DOKUS ENDE :::


http://salafisten-salafismus.blogspot.com
https://www.google.de/#q=salafisten
http://islamismus-islamisten-salafisten.blogspot.com
http://islamisten-salafisten.blogspot.com
https://www.google.de/#q=islamismus
https://www.google.de/#q=milli+g%C3%B6r%C3%BCs
http://islamismus-salafismus.blogspot.com
http://islamismus2.wordpress.com
https://www.google.de/#q=islamismus
https://www.google.de/#q=milli+g%C3%B6r%C3%BCs
http://salafismus2.wordpress.com
https://www.google.de/#q=islamisten
https://www.google.de/#q=salafisten
http://salafisten2.wordpress.com
https://www.google.de/#q=islamismus
http://islamisten2.wordpress.com
https://www.google.de/#q=milli+g%C3%B6r%C3%BCs
http://salafisten.blogspot.de
https://www.google.de/#q=salafisten
http://salafistenfacebook.blogspot.de
https://www.google.de/#q=milli+g%C3%B6r%C3%BCs
http://salafisteninyoutube.blogspot.de
https://www.google.de/#q=islamisten
http://salafismus.blogspot.de
https://www.google.de/#q=salafismus
http://salafismusinfacebook.blogspot.de
https://www.google.de/#q=milli+g%C3%B6r%C3%BCs
http://salafismusinyoutube.blogspot.de
http://scharia-strafen.blogspot.com
https://www.google.de/#q=salafismus
https://www.google.de/#q=islamismus
http://quran-hoeren-karim-mp3-deutsch.blogspot.com
https://www.google.de/#q=islamismus
http://mohammed-islam-koran-quran.blogspot.com
https://www.google.de/#q=salafismus
https://www.google.de/#q=islamisten
http://islam-symbol-gebet-moschee.blogspot.com
https://www.google.de/#q=islamismus
http://islam-referat-entstehung-koran.blogspot.com
https://www.google.de/#q=islamisten
http://scharia-in-deutschland-islam-koran.blogspot.com
https://www.google.de/#q=milli+g%C3%B6r%C3%BCs
http://scharia-steinigung-scharia-gesetze.blogspot.com
http://islamisten-islamismus.blogspot.com
https://www.google.de/#q=milli+g%C3%B6r%C3%BCs
http://gebetszeiten-islam-akte-islam.blogspot.com
https://www.google.de/#q=salafismus
http://frauen-im-islam-koran-quran.blogspot.com
http://sehitlik-groesste-moschee-islam.blogspot.com
https://www.google.de/#q=salafismus
http://frauen-unter-der-scharia-politik.blogspot.com
http://koran-online-mp3-frauen-suren.blogspot.com
https://www.google.de/#q=milli+g%C3%B6r%C3%BCs
http://was-bedeutet-salafismus.blogspot.com
http://quran-download-islamway-flash.blogspot.com
http://minarett-moschee-koeln.blogspot.com
https://www.google.de/#q=milli+g%C3%B6r%C3%BCs
http://kaaba-blaue-moschee.blogspot.com
http://muenchen-moschee-gebetsruf-islam.blogspot.com
https://www.google.de/#q=islamisten
http://koran-auf-deutsch-hoeren-pdf.blogspot.com
https://www.google.de/#q=milli+g%C3%B6r%C3%BCs
http://islamismus-islamisten.blogspot.com
https://www.google.de/#q=islamismus

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    Blogtrottr <busybee@blogtrottr.com> Nov 24 04:02AM  

    mujahid - Social Mention
     
     
     
    SubhanAllah, Perbualan Terakhir Allahyarham Ahmad Ammar Dengan Kakaknya Pemergian Ahmad Ammar, seorang mujahid yg disayangi ramai telah membuka mata dan jiwa masyarakat bukan hanya di Malaysia tapi juga di Turki. Di bumi Indo-China (Kampuchea) pun ada yg bertanyakan tentang arwah. Begitu hebat penangan assyahid Ahmad Ammar. Semoga perjuangan dan coretan hidupnya akan membakar semangat jihad anak muda yg ada. Satu-satunya rakyat Malaysia yang dimakamkan bersebelahan Sahabat Rasulullah SAW ,Sayyidina Abu Ayub al-Ansari di permakaman Eyub, Turki. InsyaAllah. Lihat perbualan tersebut di : http://bit.ly/1b96e8A -shah-
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=226555664047932&v=wall&story_fbid=611081468928681
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:59
     
     
     
     
    SubhanAllah, Perbualan Terakhir Allahyarham Ahmad Ammar Dengan Kakaknya Pemergian Ahmad Ammar, seorang mujahid yg disayangi ramai telah membuka mata dan jiwa masyarakat bukan hanya di Malaysia tapi juga di Turki. Di bumi Indo-China (Kampuchea) pun ada yg bertanyakan tentang arwah. Begitu hebat penangan assyahid Ahmad Ammar. Semoga perjuangan dan coretan hidupnya akan membakar semangat jihad anak muda yg ada. Satu-satunya rakyat Malaysia yang dimakamkan bersebelahan Sahabat Rasulullah SAW ,Sayyidina Abu Ayub al-Ansari di permakaman Eyub, Turki. InsyaAllah. Lihat perbualan tersebut di : http://bit.ly/1b96e8A -shah-
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=200088603501524&v=wall&story_fbid=228904050619979
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:58
     
     
     
     
    ইসলামিক পেইজগুলোতে লাইক দিতে আমরা আগ্রহী নই। এরপরও আপনাদেরকে একটি ইসলামিক পেইজের সন্ধান দিচ্ছি। পেইজটি ওপেন করতে লাইকের প্রয়োজন। বাংলার মুজাহিদ Banglar Mujahid বাংলার মুজাহিদ Banglar Mujahid বাংলার মুজাহিদ Banglar Mujahid
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=261104020704336&v=wall&story_fbid=266673823480689
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:58
     
     
     
     
    SubhanAllah, Perbualan Terakhir Allahyarham Ahmad Ammar Dengan Kakaknya Pemergian Ahmad Ammar, seorang mujahid yg disayangi ramai telah membuka mata dan jiwa masyarakat bukan hanya di Malaysia tapi juga di Turki. Di bumi Indo-China (Kampuchea) pun ada yg bertanyakan tentang arwah. Begitu hebat penangan assyahid Ahmad Ammar. Semoga perjuangan dan coretan hidupnya akan membakar semangat jihad anak muda yg ada. Satu-satunya rakyat Malaysia yang dimakamkan bersebelahan Sahabat Rasulullah SAW ,Sayyidina Abu Ayub al-Ansari di permakaman Eyub, Turki. InsyaAllah. Lihat perbualan tersebut di : http://bit.ly/1b96e8A -shah-
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=360044827424319&v=wall&story_fbid=541198662642267
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:58
     
     
     
     
    SubhanAllah, Perbualan Terakhir Allahyarham Ahmad Ammar Dengan Kakaknya Pemergian Ahmad Ammar, seorang mujahid yg disayangi ramai telah membuka mata dan jiwa masyarakat bukan hanya di Malaysia tapi juga di Turki. Di bumi Indo-China (Kampuchea) pun ada yg bertanyakan tentang arwah. Begitu hebat penangan assyahid Ahmad Ammar. Semoga perjuangan dan coretan hidupnya akan membakar semangat jihad anak muda yg ada. Satu-satunya rakyat Malaysia yang dimakamkan bersebelahan Sahabat Rasulullah SAW ,Sayyidina Abu Ayub al-Ansari di permakaman Eyub, Turki. InsyaAllah. Lihat perbualan tersebut di : http://bit.ly/1b96e8A -shah-
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=257805807569328&v=wall&story_fbid=760423837307520
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:58
     
     
     
     
    SubhanAllah, Perbualan Terakhir Allahyarham Ahmad Ammar Dengan Kakaknya Pemergian Ahmad Ammar, seorang mujahid yg disayangi ramai telah membuka mata dan jiwa masyarakat bukan hanya di Malaysia tapi juga di Turki. Di bumi Indo-China (Kampuchea) pun ada yg bertanyakan tentang arwah. Begitu hebat penangan assyahid Ahmad Ammar. Semoga perjuangan dan coretan hidupnya akan membakar semangat jihad anak muda yg ada. Satu-satunya rakyat Malaysia yang dimakamkan bersebelahan Sahabat Rasulullah SAW ,Sayyidina Abu Ayub al-Ansari di permakaman Eyub, Turki. InsyaAllah. Lihat perbualan tersebut di : http://bit.ly/1b96e8A -shah-
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=195961533810490&v=wall&story_fbid=580171458722827
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:57
     
     
     
     
    SubhanAllah, Perbualan Terakhir Allahyarham Ahmad Ammar Dengan Kakaknya Pemergian Ahmad Ammar, seorang mujahid yg disayangi ramai telah membuka mata dan jiwa masyarakat bukan hanya di Malaysia tapi juga di Turki. Di bumi Indo-China (Kampuchea) pun ada yg bertanyakan tentang arwah. Begitu hebat penangan assyahid Ahmad Ammar. Semoga perjuangan dan coretan hidupnya akan membakar semangat jihad anak muda yg ada. Satu-satunya rakyat Malaysia yang dimakamkan bersebelahan Sahabat Rasulullah SAW ,Sayyidina Abu Ayub al-Ansari di permakaman Eyub, Turki. InsyaAllah. Lihat perbualan tersebut di : http://bit.ly/1b96e8A -shah-
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=156075111124930&v=wall&story_fbid=591412397591197
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:57
     
     
     
     
    SubhanAllah, Perbualan Terakhir Allahyarham Ahmad Ammar Dengan Kakaknya Pemergian Ahmad Ammar, seorang mujahid yg disayangi ramai telah membuka mata dan jiwa masyarakat bukan hanya di Malaysia tapi juga di Turki. Di bumi Indo-China (Kampuchea) pun ada yg bertanyakan tentang arwah. Begitu hebat penangan assyahid Ahmad Ammar. Semoga perjuangan dan coretan hidupnya akan membakar semangat jihad anak muda yg ada. Satu-satunya rakyat Malaysia yang dimakamkan bersebelahan Sahabat Rasulullah SAW ,Sayyidina Abu Ayub al-Ansari di permakaman Eyub, Turki. InsyaAllah. Lihat perbualan tersebut di : http://bit.ly/1b96e8A -shah-
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=102110456493785&v=wall&story_fbid=638950889476403
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:57
     
     
     
     
    SubhanAllah, Perbualan Terakhir Allahyarham Ahmad Ammar Dengan Kakaknya Pemergian Ahmad Ammar, seorang mujahid yg disayangi ramai telah membuka mata dan jiwa masyarakat bukan hanya di Malaysia tapi juga di Turki. Di bumi Indo-China (Kampuchea) pun ada yg bertanyakan tentang arwah. Begitu hebat penangan assyahid Ahmad Ammar. Semoga perjuangan dan coretan hidupnya akan membakar semangat jihad anak muda yg ada. Satu-satunya rakyat Malaysia yang dimakamkan bersebelahan Sahabat Rasulullah SAW ,Sayyidina Abu Ayub al-Ansari di permakaman Eyub, Turki. InsyaAllah. Lihat perbualan tersebut di : http://bit.ly/1b96e8A -shah-
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=427161464020844&v=wall&story_fbid=555197661217223
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:57
     
     
     
     
    WHY JIHAD HAS BECOME FARZ E IEAN .... , 18th September 2013, the government of Holland published a list comprising 5000 those innocent Afghan prisoners who were martyred by Communists some 30 years ago with great crueltyand brutality, but their kith and kin were not certain that their guardians and children have been martyred by the communists and were still awaiting the arrival of their missing relatives!This list, known as the death list, hasbeen prepared by an institution inside Holland which carries out research about war crimes. This list, published on the basis of verified and authentic proofs, comprises the names of approximately 5000 Afghans who were arrested by the then Communist Intelligence Agency(AGSA) during 1978 and 1979 and were collectively shot in the dark of night, some of the wounded persons were even buried alive via bulldozersalong with martyrs!This list was prepared on the basis of the confessions of Amanullah, a communist living in Holland, some documents published by an Afghan, named Mir Wais Wardak, during 2000 and 2001 and the testimony of some other eye-witnesses.Amanullah fled to Holland after the collapse of brutal and savage regimeof communists in 1992. It is worth mentioning that this cruel person had a slap of sudden death in 2012 and he will be held accountable in the court of Allah Almighty for the shedding the innocent blood of tens of thousands of martyrs.According to this research, the communists used to kill any Afghan who was against their ideology whether he was a fundamentalist, as they said, or thinker, student, ordinary serviceman, military officer or an ordinary shopkeeper. All of them were evil because they were not ready to accept their deviated ideology which was based on the denial of Allah Almighty. This historic felony proves that the communists were the foes of all Afghan masses due to their decadent ideology and depraved belief therefore they were confrontedby an all inclusive national resistance. They were not only against the religious scholars, they used to martyr anyone who was not ready to surrender to the malevolent Lenin thoughts and ideology, whether he may be a doctor, an engineer or any other official.It is worth mentioning that this list which consists of 5000 persons is a minor example of tens of thousands of those innocent martyrs who were very brutally martyred by the then communist puppet regime for the sake of aliens. The Dutch attorney, Base Burger, says that during the research and investigation, they were told by the eye-witnesses that there is another list of 12000 those prisoners who were martyred by the communists.Though the communists tried tooth and nail to convert the Afghan pious and Mujahid masses from their sacred Islamic belief and dignified Afghan culture towards the secular and alien culture but in-vain. It is said that every tide hath a fall; it was actually the devastating waves of theinnocent blood of those anonymous martyrs which collapsed the red edifice of communism inside Moscow, which dispersed the Soviet Union and flooded away their stooges like ashes from the Afghan Jihad-loving land as they have been able to stand on their feet till today.Regretfully some of the former communists find a chance to come back to the heroic and Jihadi land of Afghans under the cover of American invasion. They used to blame the Afghan Mujahid Nation to be supported by the west but the entire world watches that against all their Lenin rules and principles, today they are playing in the hands of the very American imperialism.It proves that the communists have reverence neither for the dogmas of the Afghan masses, nor culture, nor soil, nor homeland. They don't have any code of life or basic principles either. The communists used to raise the slogan of shelter, clothes and bread supported by the then Soviet Union but when she collapsedherself, they didn't have anything to deliver to the nation.We can say that the communists of yesterday and the communists of today are just like the two sides of the same coin in regard to their brutal behaviour with the prisoners. The people of Karzai treat the prisoners very ruthlessly and brutallyduring investigations just like communists or rather guided by theirremnants and aficionados and they have martyred hundreds of the oppressed offspring of our Mujahid nation. If the Islamic Emirate had not shown retaliation and had not punished the culprits, today the people of Karzai could have gone far beyond the communists of yesterday.While condoling the whole Afghan nation, specially sharing in the grief and views of the families and relatives of all those innocent lofty martyrs, we call upon our own courageous masses and the whole world, supporting the justice, to drawthe remaining murderers of these hundreds of thousands innocent Afghans to the court of justice and punish them for anti human felonies.Similarly we call upon all the regionaland international human rights organizations to pay a serious and comprehensive attention according to the international humanitarian rules and regulations to all those prisoners who are lying without any destiny or trial in the jails of the occupiers and their stooge administration, whether it may be Guantanamo, Bagram, Pul-i-Charkhi or any other jail.
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=201884593309288&v=wall&story_fbid=236759949821752
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:55
     
     
     
     
    AJK KERJA PAS PUSAT SESI 2013 - 2015 PRESIDEN Dato' Seri Tuan Guru Haji Abdul Hadi Awang TIMBALAN PRESIDEN Hj Mohamad Sabu NAIB PRESIDEN 1. Hj Salahuddin Ayub 2. Dato' Ust Tuan Ibrahim Tuan Man 3. Dato' Husam Musa AJK PAS Pusat 1. Ust Idris Ahmad 2. Mazlan Alima 3. Dato' Seri Ir Mohammad Nizar Jamaluddin 4. Dato' Ir Amiruddin Hamzah 5. Dr Hatta Ramli 6. Ust Nasrudin Hassan 7. Ust Nik Abduh 8. Dr Mujahid Yusuf Rawa 9. Dr Dzulkefly Ahmad 10. Hanipa Maidin 11. Dato' Kamaruddin Jaafar 12. Khalid Samad 13. Dato' Ust Nik Zawawi Salleh 14. Dr Syed Azman 15. Dr Ust Riduan Mohd Noor 16. Dato' Dr Mahfodz Mohamad 17. Dr Siti Mariah 18. Ustzh Nuridah Salleh
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:54
     
     
     
     
    Sosok pribadi Sahabat Rasulullah yang dapat menjadi panutan Remaja Ya Ghulam, maukah kau mendengar beberapa kalimat yang sangat berguna?" tanya Rasulullah suatu ketika pada seorang pemuda cilik. "Jagalah (ajaran-ajaran) Allah, niscaya engkau akan mendapatkan-Nya selalu menjagamu. Jagalah (larangan-larangan) Allah maka engkau akan mendapati-Nya selalu dekat di hadapanmu." Pemuda cilik itu termangu di depan Rasulullah. Ia memusatkan konsentrasi pada setiap patah kata yang keluar dari bibir manusia paling mulia itu. "Kenalilah Allah dalam sukamu, maka Allah akan mengenalimu dalam duka. Bila engkau meminta, mintalah pada-Nya. Jika engkau butuh pertolongan, memohonlah pada-Nya. Semua hal telah selesai ditulis." Pemuda cilik yang beruntung itu adalah Abdullah bin Abbas. Ibnu Abbas, begitu ia biasa dipanggil. Dalam sehari itu ia menerima banyak ilmu. Bak pepatah sekali dayung tiga empat pula terlampaui, wejangan Rasulullah saat itu telah memenuhi rasa ingin tahunya. Pelajaran aqidah, ilmu, dan amal sekaligus ia terima dalam sekali pertemuan. Keakrabannya dengan Rasulullah sejak kecil membuat Ibnu Abbas tumbuh menjadi seorang lelaki berkepribadian luar biasa. Hidup bersama dengan Rasulullah benar-benar telah membentuk karakter dan sifatnya. Sebuah kisah menarik melukiskan bagaimana Ibnu Abbas ingin selalu dekat dengan dan belajar dari Rasulullah. Abdullah bin Abbas lahir tiga tahun sebelum Rasulullah hij-rah. Saat Rasulullah wafat, ia masih sangat belia, 13 tahun umurnya. Semasa hidupnya Rasulullah benar-benar akrab dengan mereka yang hampir seusia dengan Abdullah bin Abbas. Ada Ali bin Abi Thalib, Zaid bin Haritsah, dan sahabat-sahabat kecil lainnya. Kerap kali Rasulullah meluangkan waktu dan bercanda bersama mereka. Tapi tak jarang pula Rasulullah menasehati mereka. Saat Rasulullah wafat, Ibnu Abbas benar-benar merasa kehilangan. Sosok yang sejak mula menjadi panutannya, kini telah tiada. Tapi keadaan seperti itu tak berlama-lama mengharu-biru perasaannya. Ibnu Abbas segera bangkit dari kesedihannya, iman tak boleh dibiarkan terus menjadi layu. Meski Rasulullah telah berpulang, semangat jihad tak boleh berkurang. Maka Ibnu Abbas pun mulai melakukan perburuan ilmu. Didatanginya sahabat-sahabat senior, ia bertanya tentang apa saja yang mesti ditimbanya. Tak hanya itu, ia juga mengajak sahabat-sahabat lain yang seusianya untuk belajar pula. Tapi sayang, tak banyak yang mengikuti jejak Ibnu Abbas. Sahabat-sahabat Ibnu Abbas merasa tak yakin, apakah sehabat-shabat senior mau memperhatikan mereka yang masih anak-anak ini. Meski demikian, hal ini tak membuat Ibnu Abbas patah semangat. Apa saja yang menurutnya belum dipahami, ia tanyakan pada sahabat-sahabat yang lebih tahu. Ia ketuk satu pintu dan berpindah ke satu pintu rumah sahabat-sahabat Rasulullah. Tak jarang ia harus tidur di depan pintu para sahabat, karena mereka sedang istirahat di dalam rumahnya. Tapi betapa terkejutnya mereka tatkala menemui Ibnu Abbas sedang tidur di depan pintu rumahnya. "Wahai keponakan Rasulullah, kenapa tak kami saja yang menemui Anda," kata para sahabat yang menemukan Ibnu Abbas tertidur di depan pintu rumahnya beralaskan selembar baju yang

     

    Blogtrottr <busybee@blogtrottr.com> Nov 24 04:02AM  

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    Sms ke baap ks baap ka baap Sms ka pardada....... . . . 1. AURAT KE 7 JHOOTH 1. I LOVE YOU 2. ME KUNVARI HOON 3.MUJE SEX PASAND NAHI 4. TUM PEHLE AADMI HO 5. AAP KA BAHOT BADA HE 6. UPER NAHI AAUNGI 7. SIRF EK BAR LUNGI 2. WHAT IS LOVE ? "L" KO PAKAD KE "O" KO DABA KE "V" MEIN GUSA KE JAB "E" KI AWAZ AATI HAI TO USE LOVE KEHTE HAI 3. PYAAR MOHABBAT DHOKHAA HAI, PAKAD KE THOK AGAR MOKA HAI, AGAR WOH KARE VIRODH TO THOK LAGA KAR NIRODH, AUR PHIR BHI KARE INKAR TO KAR DE USKA BALAATKAR 4. FAGUN MEIN AYEE HOLI, EK CHUT BOLI, KOI HAI JO HAMSE KHELE HOLI LANDO NE BANAYI TOLI, SARI RAT CHUT TATOLI, SUBAH UTH KAR CHUT BOLI KABHI NAHI KHELUNGI HOLI 5. AGAR RELIANCE BRA BANAYEGA TO SLOGEN KYA HOGA? "KARLO BALL MUTHI MEIN , MERE PAPA KA SAPNA ,, SABKE DOODH PE DHAKKAN APNA" 6. MIRINDA CONDOM: ZOR KA ZATKA DHIRE LAGE *MRF CONDOM: EXTRA RUBBER, EXTRA MILLEAGE * MOOV CONDOM : ANDAR TAK JAYE AARAM DILAYE 7. NASBANDHI TEAM WORKER VISITS A VILLEAGE ONCE AGAIN -A VILLEGER: AARE KAMINO ! PEHLE AAYE THHE TO LINE KAAT GAYE, AB KYA NAL BHI LE JAOGE? 8. KON KEHTA HAI AURAT OR MOBILE MAIN FARK HAI DO NO KO PAS RAKH NA PADTA HAI DO NO KA KHYAL RAKH NA PADTA HAIAUR DO NO KO RAT KO CHARGE KAR NA PADTA HAI 9. AURAT NE AANKH MEIN KAJAL LAGAYA TO USKI CHUT RONE LAGI ANKH NE PUCHA "ben tu kyon ro rahi hai" CHUT NE KAHA " ye madarchod mard, dekhenge tujhe or THOKENGE mujhe 10. TEACHER ASKS CHILDREN , WHAT DO YOU WISH TO IN FUTURE ? MOHAN: IWANT TO BE PIOLOT. VINAY: I WANT TO BE DOCTOR. MADHU : I WANT TO BE MOTHER. ANIL : IWANT TO HELP MADHO 11. NAMASKAR MAIN AMITABH BACHAN BOL RAHA HOON KBC SE! APKI BIWI MERI HOT SEAT PE BETHIHAIN, AGLI AWAZ AAP KI BIWI KI HOGI...... ooh! Aaaah!!! oouch 12.ACHHA TO AAP SAMAJ SEWA KARTE HAIN ? JI HAAN, MAIN GIRE HUVEKO UTHATA HUN KYA KARTE HO AAP JI MAIN BRA BANATA HUN 13.KAKI: KALE HU RAATE NATI TO TAME SU KARIYU, KAKA: SAME SANTABEN NE TYAN JAIN AVYO ANE 20 Rs AAPYA. KAKAI: SU KAM APYA MARE MAGAN BHAI PASE THI 40 LEVAANA CHHE 14. DEKH KE TERI FATI SALWAR, UATH PAYI MERI CHOTI TALWAR. JAB US TALWAR SE MAINE KIYA WAR, USSE NIKLI EK AISI DHAR, JISSE BANA APNA PARIVAR 15.WOH AAYE HAMARI KABAR PE , CHAL DIYE MOOT KE, CHALO ISI BAHANE DARSHAN HO GAYE CHUT KE. HAIRLESS THI UNKI CHUT , LEKIN BHENCHOD AB KYA FAYDA JAB HUM BAN GAYE BHOOT 16.KAKI: KALE HU RAATE NATI TO TAME SU KARYU, KAKA:SAME SANTA BEN NI TYAN JAI AAVYO AN 20 Rs AAPYA, KAKI: SU KARVA AAPYA MARE MAGAN BHAI PASE 40 Rs LEWANA HATA 17.DEKH KE TERI FATI SALWAR, UATH GAI MERI CHOTI TALWAR. JAB US TALWAR SE MAINE KIYA WAR, USSE NIKLI DHAR,JISSE BANA APNA PARIVAR...., 18.AAI JAWAANI, CHHAAI MASTI,LUND TAGDAA TO CHOOT HAI SASTI ,LUND MERA HO GAYA BEES KA , CHOOT HAI TERI SOLA BARAS KI ,LUND MERA TERI CHOOT KO TARASE ,TERI CHOOT MERE LUND KO TARASTI TERI CHOOT KE IS DARIYA MEI ,BAHNE DE MERE LUND KI KASHTI ,LUND NA AISA MILEGA TAGADA DHOONDH LE CHAAHE SAARI BASTI ,MILEGA TERI CHOOT KO SUKUN ,AAJA KARLE LUND-PARASTI NAKHRA MAT KAR KHOL DE JALDI ,VARNA KARUNGA JABBAR-DUSTI ,CHOOT PHAAD DE LUND SE APNE AISEE KAAMDEV KI HASTI 19.SPECIAL GUJARATI FILM NI RAMZAT ::BRA MA BOBLU NATHI SAMATU::CHUT TARA VEHTA PANI:: HALO NE APNA PALANG MA::zATTA VERRANA CHOAK MA 20.HE ANDAR GAYA SHE:HA! GAYA HE:DUKHYA KYA SHE: ZARABI NAHI HE:AUR EK BAR SHE:AB IS MAIN DALO HE:ACHHA LAGA SHE: HA BAHUT HE :OK MEDAM KA SENDAL PACK KARO 21.SARDAR JI: "O YAAR ME BADI MUSKIL ME PAD GAYA HUN. MERI BIWI MUJSE 1 SHOT KA RS 100 LETI HAI." FRIEND: "O YAAR TU TOLUCKY HAI, AURO SE 300 LETI HAI" 22. SPECIAL GUJARATI FILM NI RAMZAT. "BRA MA BOBLU NATHI SMATU" :: CHUT TARA VEHTA PANI::HALO NE AAPANA PALANG MA 23.HE: ANDAR GAYA SHE: HA! GAYA HE: DUKHA KYA SHE:ZARA BHI NAHI HE: AUR EK BAAR SHE: AB ISME DALO HE: ACCHA LAGA SHE:HA BAHUT HE: O.K MADOM KA SANDOL PACK KARO. 24.EK RAND NE APNI MA SE PUCHH KE" PYARE ISQU AYR MOHABBAT " KYA HAI? TO MA NE KAHA " KUCH NAHI SAB FREE ME CHOD NE KE BAHANE HAI" 25.EK BOY EK GIRL NE PUCHHE CHHE KE JYARE GIRL TOILET JAY TYARE WHISTLE NO VOICE KEM AAVE ?GIRL JAWAB AAPE CHHE KE AMNE BHAGVANE TMARI JEM 8 INCH NO SILENCER NATHI AAPYO 26.EK ADMI BEACH PER ULTA SOYA THA EK ADMI AKE USKI GAND PE TABLA BAJANE SHURU KIYA AUR THAKKAR BANDH HO GAYA ADMI PALAT KE BOLA THAK GAYA LE AB BANSRI BAJA 27.WHAT IS THE DIFFERENT BETWIN MISSILE & CONDOM ANSWER: EK KE FATNE SE ABADI KAM HOTI HAI AUR DUSRE KE FATNE SE ABADI BADHTI HAI 28.1 BAR 1 SARDAR KI GAND MAIN DARD THA. DOCTOR NE BOLA 7 DIN DAWA LAGANE CLINIC AANE KO KAHA. 7DIN BAD Dr. NE KAHA ABAPNI BIWI SE DWA LGVA LENA. JAB SARDAR KI BIWI NE DAWA LAGANE KE LIYE EK HATH SARDAR KE KANDHE PAR RAKHA TO SARDAR BOLA TUM TO EK HATH KANDE PE RAKHTI HO Dr. TO DONO HATH KANDHE PAR RAKHTA THA 29.PARTY MA NARENDRA MODI NE BENAZIR BHUTTO E LAFO MARYO. SAFAI MA MODI BOLYA: "SALI MUJSE BOLI AA-DAAB, AA-DAAB... ISLIYE MAINE DABAA DIYE!!!! 30.LADY: Dr. I ALWASE FEEL TIRED. Dr:HOW OFTEN U DO SEX? LADY: EVERY DAY Dr. : AVOID SUNDAY. LADY: SORRY Dr.IT IS THE ONLY DAY WHEN I"M WITH MY HUSBAND 31.UANCHI MEDI UNCHA MOL, JANGYO UTARI PIKI KHOL, BOBLA TARA DOL MDOL, SITHA TARA ZOL M ZOL. GANDE CHHE NANI BAKHOL, LODO PURVU POL M POL 32.CHARAS PIVO TO AANKHO LAL, KIS KARO TO HOTH LAL, SHOT MARO TO LUND LAL, PAKDE GAYE TO GAND LAL, BACH GAYE TO JULE LAL 33. 16 KI KALI BOLE KHILU KHILU 21 TAK KISI SE MILU MILU, 40 TAK ILU ILU, 50 BAD DHILU DHILU, 60 BAD KABHI NA HILU , BAS AISHE HI JILU 34. LADKI: MOM BAJU WALE LADKE KO DEKH KE MERI BRA TIGHT HO JATI HAI .. MOM: KAL TUM BINA BRA PAHEN KE JANA, SALE KI PENT WHITE HO JAYE GI 35.BARMUDO PEHRO TO TAME SARA LAGO CHHO. JANGIYO PAHER TO PYARA LAGO CHHO. NAGA HAMNA THI JOYA NATHI MARA THI GAND SANTADTA LAGO CHHO. 36.MAIKE GAI PATNI KO SARDAR NE KHAAT LIKHA " 50 KAMATA HUN 55 UDAATA HUN TUM APNI MA CHUDVAO" BIWI NE JAWAB MAIN KHAT LIKHA "50 KAMATE HO 55 UDATE HO 5 KE LIYE KANHA GAND MARATE HO" 37.woh raat diwali vali thi,woh piya se chudne vali thi,koi duja aake chod gaya,land ko lehnge se poch gaya,uski ma ne kiya virodh,tu kaise chudi bina nirodh . 38.Woman visiting dentist, gets into her chair,lowers her panties,lifts her legs. Dentist: I'm no gynac. Woman: I know, I want you to pull out my husband's teeth. 39.Boy :kaash mein teri chaddi hota to teri jannat se chipka hota. Girl : saley soch le, main chuda rahi hti aur tu kone mein pada hota! 40.GIRL ASKING A FRUITWALA : " BHAIYYA, WHY CAN"T U GIVE ME HARD BANANAS THESE R 2 SOFT". FRUITWALA: "MEMSAAB, KABHI TO KELE KHANE KE LIYE BHI LE LIYA KARO " 41.Tired Guju comes home his lugai on bed Guju asks kuch sabzi roti pakai hai ya yuhi chut fellai hai. -Wife kuch atta chawal laye ho ya sirf land uthake ayeho?? 42.BEDARD ZAMANA KYA JANE, KYA CHEEZ JUDAI HOTI HAI, HUM LAND PAKAD KAR SOTE HAI, GHAR GHAR ME CHUDAI HOTI HAI 43. Woman being raped, phones police, says : 'Hellooh, ooh, uuhaah, o yes, uoah, this man is raping me, aah, oyes, can you come and arrest him after one hour...' 44.A share broker caught his wife in bed with her boyfriend, shocked he asked his wife:"what are you doing with him?" His wife replied:"Darling, I've gone public!" 45.Dur kahi ek basti thi jaha kahi rande basti thi unki gaand me itne masti thi jitna daalo utna hasti thi magar Aap kyon haste ho kya aap ki woh basti thi 46. Rich man to a very poor man: How come you have got such a BIG PENIS ? Poor man : Because when I was a little boy I had NO other TOY to PLAY with ! 47.Guy:Can I touch ur software? Girl:First show me ur hardware. Guy:Come sit down on my joystick. Girl:My disk is not protected,u'll infect me with virus. 48. HUSBAND WIFE GO TO SEE ANIMAL FARE. GUIDE SHOWS A BIG BULL,SAYS HE HAS SEX 36O TIMES AN YEAR.WIF TELS HUS TO TRY SAME.HUS SAYS ASK HIM WHETHER HE USES SAME COW? 49.SUNDAY MENU: CHUTPAAK PURI,VAGHARELA GOTYA,AAKHA LODA NU SHAAK,SURTI JHAAT NO SAMBHAR!DESERT : EK PLATE GU MALAI MAARKE.THALI NA FAKTA RS.25/-! SP.INTRO.OFFER! 50.A husband said to his wife if u r in mood of sex just shake my dick twice i'll understand. Wife asked if i m not then. Husband replied then shake it 50 60 times 51.A little boy and a girl in a bathtub having a bath.Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy."Can I touch it?No way-you already broke yours!:-) 52.Zindagi hai kya, ek arman bhosdi ka. Aurat ke peeche PAGAL, insaan bhosdi ka. Rubber ka lund, Plastic ki chuten, kya kya bana raha hai JAPAN bhosdi ka!!!! 53.Teacher:Why did you bring your cat to school? Stu:Coz I pity my cat. Teacher:WHY? Stu:Coz I heard my sister's boyfriend say to her"TONITE I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY" 54.Kid: how baby comes into the world? Dad: in the moonlight, an angel comes to earth and leaves a kid in mom's lap. kid: you mean fucking is useless!!! 55. Boy:Can I kiss U? Girl:Where On vertical or horizontal lips? Boy:Wot? Girl: I mean on upper or lower lips? Boy: I didnt get u? Girl: Banchod, hontpe ya chut pe 56. Bajpayi to mushraff : gam-e-ulfat me na gaand maro hamari, kabhi milo fursat se to ma chodenge tumhari ... if u r true INDIAN send this msg 2 atleast 5.! 57.Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a man puts his dicktation in a womens ventilation to satisfy frustration got my conversation or need a demonstration?" 58.MAJNU: Aé Khuda, tuné ladki ki kamar kya banai; Mitti kam padi ya rishwat khai? KHUDA: Na mitti kam padi Na rishwat khai; Kamar dabai tabhi to CHEST baahar aai 59.DEKH KE QUTUB MINAR, SHAYAR KA DIMAAG DAUDA. AASMAN KO CHODNE CHALA, DHARTI KA LAUDA. 60. Q-how do know that the girl wearing a skirt is not wearing panties? A-by looking at dandruff on her feet 61.How do you teach a girl maths ? Add a bed, substract her clothes, divide her legs, enter your sqaure root, leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply ! 62.A BOY PULLS DOWN HIS PANTS & ASKS A GIRL 'DO U HAVE THIS?'. GIRL LIFTS HER skirt,slips the panty & says'MY MOM SAID IF U HAVE THIS U CAN get PLENTY OF THOSE'. 63.6 yr boy caught in rap case. In court, lawyer: holdin boys penis, UR HONOUR, C litle boy can he rape sum1? Boy 2 lawyer: ITNA NA HILA NAHI TO CASE HAAR JAYAGA 64. Excited man returns Home & tells Wife"Darlin I got 4 Good Tyres for the price of1.Wife"U stupid man,we don't even hv a Car".Man "do I coment when u buy ur Bras 65.What is the defination of a gynac? A.He is the only fool on earth who looks for problems in places where most people find pleasure 66.DEAR GOOD NIGHT.BAND KAR DE LIGHT, LUND KAR TIGHT, DAL DE UNDER SLIGHT CHUT SE KAR THODI FIGHT, NIKLEGA JAB WHITE WHITE, U WILL FEEL ALRIGHT. SWEET DREAMS. 67. WHAT IS KISS? KISS IS AN INQUIRY IN THE 1ST FLOOR , ABOUT VACANCY IN THE GR.FLOOR. 68.All couples have different phases of sex life. Age 20 din raat- age 28 roz raat- age 38 jume raat- age 48 chand raat- age 58 only jazbaat & gall bat 69.ADVANTAGES OF BREAST MILK:A)NO NEED 2 BOIL B)CAT CAN'T STEAL IT C)AVAILABLE IN ATTRACTIVE CONTAINERS D) POPULAR IN ALL AGE GROUPS E) EK PE EK FREE 70. Son:Mom w do babies com from? Mom:when daddy puts his penis in mom's vagina. Son:but that day u had daddy's penis in ur mouth Mom:thats for getng jwelery 71.Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. Wife: You wear briefs, don't you? 72.sardarni lying nude with her legs wide apart on the bed asks Sardarji "Do u know what this means?" He says "Yes, u need the whole fuckin bed 2 sleep" 73.Guy says 2+2is4 4+5is9 ican get into urs but u cant get into mine,d GIRL replies 2+2is4 4+5is9 ican knw d length of urs but u cant knw d depth of mine 74.1day,a clerk saw her boss's pants unzip!She ask"Boss!Ur garage doors open!"Boss:"do u c my FERRARI?" CLERK:"No! i c a SMALL scooter wit 2 punctured tyres." 75.HUSBAND:Pls Aaj karne Do.Mai Tumhein Kapde La Dunga WIFE:"No" Zevar La Dunga "No" Ghar Le Dunga "No" BETA BOLA: Abu Meri Gand Marlo aur CYCLE DILADO 76. BUSH SHOWING HIS PENIS: THIS IS POWER OF AMERICA, QUEEN SHOWING HER PUSSY: THIS IS BEAUTY OF U.K VAJPAYEE SHOWING HIS ASS: THIS IS PARTITIONOF INDIA & PAKISTAN. 77. Teacher: kya cheez muh mein nahin leni chahiye. Student: jalta hua bulb T: why S: kal raat ko mummy papa se keh rahi thi 'bulb bujha do to muh mein loongi' 78.Saans aur bahu main hamesha anban kyo ? Kyonki jo ladke ki underwear saans ne 25 saal sambali woh bahu ne 2 minute main utari. 79.jab gabbar singh paida hua to usne apni ma se kya poocha ?????????????????????????? kitne aadmi the?!!!! 80.What do guys usually say after Sex? - I LUV U? Wr@ng! - THAT WAS GREAT? Wr@ng again! - I LUV IT? Wr@ng AGAIN!! The Answer is: oh where r my fuckin clothes. 81.NEVER FUCK A TEL OPERATOR - AFTER 3MTS SHE'LL SAY YOUR TIME OUER. N'VR FUCK A NURSE SHE'LL SAY NEXT PLS. BUT FUCK A TEACHER SHE'LL SAY REPEAT 5 TIMES! 82.SEX IS LIKE NOKIA: CONNECTING PEOPLE.ITS LIKE NIKE:JUST DOIT. ITS LIKD PEPSI:YEH DIL MANGE MORE. ITS LIKE PAN PARAG:EK SE MERA KYA HOGA.! 83.20 Pray for mé,I went to the doctor today & he told me i had AIDS- Acquired-Intelligence & Devastating Sexappeal !!! pls dont react i will pass it to you. 84. 1)intelligent man+intelligent woman= ROMANCE 2)inteligent man+stupid woman= PREGNANCY 3)stupid man+ inteligent woman=AFAIR 4)stupid man+ stupid woman= MARIAGE LIKE YOU 85. What is the similarity between banking and having sex. In both cases you loose interest after withdrawal. 86. SEX IS LIKE NOKIA: CONNECTING PEOPLE.ITS LIKE NIKE:JUST DOIT. ITS LIKD PEPSI:YEH DIL MANGE MORE. ITS LIKE PAN PARAG:EK SE MERA KYA HOGA.! 87.NEVER FUCK TELEPHONE OPERATOR- AFTER 3MIN SHE WILL SAY YOUR TIME OUER. NEVER FUCK NURSE SHE WILL SAY NEXT PLEASE. BUT FUCK TEACHER SHE WILL SAY REPEAT AGAIN 88. Whats the similarity between an audio cassette & a female ??? They can be used on both sides, kabhi khushi kabhi gum kabhi pussy kabhi bum. 89.Gaandu bhosdika madarchod chutiya bhadva bhenchod chutmarika landfakeer chodu jhatu lundus are bad words. Do not use them. 90.Man went to hotel where only ladies r waiter he orders for milk waiter opens bra shows her balls and ask to suck milk man said thank god i didnt asked 4 water 91.girl looks at a mans tatoo:NIKE on his arms;REEBOK on his legs;she screamed wen she saw AIDS on his penis!Relax,he said,if its erect,it reads ADIDAS 92.Vajpayee to Musharraf: "Gam-E-Ulfat mein na gand maro hamari, kabhi milo fursat mein to maa chodenge tumhari." 93.SERIOUS HEALTH WARNING: Sucking a pussy is very dangerous to your health because it is 5% urine, 3% acidic, 2% fatty & 90% highly addictive 94.Talwar aur salwar me ek samanta hoti hai.Dono kehi khulne per aadmi ghayal ho jata hai.!! 95. Executive comes late home aftr havng dogstyle sex wth his secretry at the office. Wife:Were hav u been? He shouts:Sara din office mein kutte ki tara laga raha 96.Teen Vyapari Baate Karte hai 1st: Bahut mandi hai,sari me kuch nahi milta 2nd: humko blouse me do mil jate hai 3rd: ghaagre me to humko ghar ka dalna padta. 97.Goan girl Rosemary divorced her husband,Mr.Lele coz she was sick of telling her name,"Roz Meri Lele "Imagine her luck,she got re-married to Mr.Marlow 98.A MAN ASKS A WOMAN, 'DO U WANNA DO SOME MAGIC?' 'MAGIC' SHE SAYS 'WOTS THAT?' 'WELL U COME BACK 2 MY PLACE, WE FUCK, THEN U DISAPPEAR!' 99.Girl 2 boss:"I m being sexually harassed,this guy comes everyday & says:ur hair smells nice"BOSS:"So whats wrong with that"GIRL:"That guy is a dwarf" 100. A kiss is a gamble,sex is a game,boys do the action,girls get the blame,they say you are pretty,they say you are fine,but 9 months later, they say"ITS NOT MINE" 101.Why is sex a 3 letter word? It's easier to spell than.... OH MY GOD YES NO OH SHIT YES DEEPER, YES GOD NO PLEASE NO SHIT YES OH, FUCK NO YES YES YES SHIT OH GOD FUCKING HELLYES . 102. Q : What was the biggest tragedy in SHOLAY? Ans: Ek toh Sanjeev Kumar ki Biwi nahin thi aur upar se Gabbar ne uske haath kat diye.! 103. Finding love is a MISSION... making love is a fucked up AMBITION... so follow the 104. man wants 2 buy a condom, SALESGIRL,may i hold ur penis 4 size?she orders 2 assistant,give me SMALL! wait give MEDIUM! wait give me LARGE! SHIT! GIV ME A TISSUE 105. One dick says to the other-lets go watch a sexy movie. The other replies-R u crazy? Who's gonna stand

     

    Blogtrottr <busybee@blogtrottr.com> Nov 24 04:02AM  

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    Fortsetzung von den Bedienungen der Shahada ( Teil 8 )
     
    >> 8. Ablehnen von alle...
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:29
     
    Fortsetzung von den Bedienungen der Shahada ( Teil 8 )

    >> 8. Ablehnen von allem und jedem, das neben Allah verehrt wird (Kufr bit-Taghut) <<

    Ablehnung von allem dem neben Allah subhanallah wa ta'ala gedient wird: Die Bedeutung von dieser Voraussetzung ist, dass man darüber im Klaren sein muss und sich selbst distanziert von allen Handlungen des Gottesdienstes neben dem Gottesdienst zu Allah subhanallah wa ta'ala. Und er muss mit Gewissheit anerkennen, dass alle Handlungen des Gottesdienstes, welche nicht einzig und allein für Allah subhanallah wa ta'ala verrichtet werden, ungültig/falsch und zurückzuweisen sind.

    Es gibt keinen Zwang im Glauben. Der richtige Weg ist nun klar erkennbar geworden gegenüber dem unrichtigen. Wer nun an die Taghut nicht glaubt, an Allāh aber glaubt, der hat gewiss den sichersten Halt ergriffen, bei dem es kein Zerreißen gibt. Und Allāh ist Allhörend, Allwissend.
    [Sure 2 al-Baqara (die Kuh), Vers 256]

    ** Zu diesem Kapitel kann man sehr viel mehr schreiben das ist EINE KURZFASSUNG! Ich bitte euch deswegen Unterrichte von Gelehrten oder Texte diesbezüglich anzusehen, im Deutschsprachigen Raum gibt es auch so einiges zu finden.
     
     
     
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    Blogtrottr <busybee@blogtrottr.com> Nov 24 03:59AM  

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    23.11.1995: Börsenspekulant ausgeliefert Nach neunmonatiger Haft lieferte Deutschland den britischen Börsenspekulanten Nick Leeson an Singapur aus. Der Angestellte der britischen Traditionsbank Barings, die auch die Queen zu ihren durchweg noblen Kunden zählte, verspekulierte rund 2,5 Milliarden Mark in seiner Filiale in Singapur und trieb die Bank in den Ruin. Von seiner unkontrollierten Position aus konnte er die Verluste auf einem Geheimkonto vertuschen. Seine Vorgesetzten machten sich nicht die Mühe, die Abrechnungen zu überprüfen und stellten in der Annahme, Leeson sei ihr bester Mann, immer wieder neue Gelder zur Verfügung. 1999 wurde Leeson wieder frei gelassen. 23.11.1889: Erste Musikbox Die erste Musikbox mit Münzeinwurf wurde im Palais Royal in San Francisco von Louis Glass, Direktor der Firma Pacific Phonograph Co., aufgestellt. Es handelte sich um einen elektrisch betriebenen umgebauten Edison-Phonographen mit vier Hörrohren. Jedes Hörrohr, zu dem jeweils ein separater Münzeinwurf gehörte, konnte nur von einer Person benutzt werden. Da die neuen Geräte beim Publikum sehr beliebt waren, ließ Thomas Alva Edison ab 1891 auch Walzen mit Musikaufnahmen produzieren. 1906 wurde das erste Exemplar des "Automatic Entertainer" mit einer Platte und einem Grammophon-Trichter von der John Gabel Company hergestellt. 23.11.1837: Erste Dampfeisenbahn Österreichs Mit der Kaiser-Ferdinand-Bahn von Floridsdorf nach Deutsch-Wagram wurde die erste Dampfeisenbahnstrecke Österreichs eröffnet. Die "AUSTRIA" beförderte den Zug mit 164 Passagieren in 26 Minuten über eine Strecke von 14 Kilometern. Die Einrichtung der Bahnstrecke wäre schon früher möglich gewesen, Kaiser Franz I. hatte ein diesbezügliches Konzessionsansuchen der Brüder Rothschild jedoch abgelehnt. Ärzte, Priester, Bauern und vor allem die Polizei hatten ihn vor diesem suspekten neuen Verkehrsmittel gewarnt. Die Mobilität der Bürger sollte möglichst unterbunden werden. Erst sein Nachfolger Ferdinand I. stand dem Projekt aufgeschlossen gegenüber und erteilte die Erlaubnis.
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=1614033285&v=wall&story_fbid=10201776549728160
    Nov 23rd 2013, 22:52
     
     
     
     
    Was war, was kommt? Was ist nun mit dem 1. Konzert? Da wir unseren ersten Hafturlaub wegen Krankheit absagen mussten, könnt ihr uns endlich am 14.12.2013 im Coalclub endlich live sehen. Warum hat das so lange gedauert? Wir haben Anfang des Jahres neuen Zuwachs in unserer Therapiegruppe bekommen, nach ein paar intensiven Sitzungen und einem neuen Song hat sich aber leider gezeigt, das unsere Therapie-Methoden nicht für jeden gut sind und so wurde der Zuwags verlegt. Und das Album? Da gibt es gute Neuigkeiten: Ist fast fertig und ich hoffe das wir am 14.12.2013 eine Selbsttherapie-Demo-CD (inkl Überraschung) für euch haben. Lange hat es gedauert und wir waren kurz davor das Beschäftigungs-Projekt: 1. Album aufzugeben. Auf drängen von von vielen Leuten, die auf den Scheiß stehen den wir so machen, arbeiten wir nun doch an Fertigstellung. Hey, es gibt neue Fotos: Richtig! Wir haben ein Fotoshooting gewonnen und so zogen wir mit Marcus Zahn von waahnsinnsgestaltungen los und ließen uns mal ablichten. Unsere Seelen hat er aber nicht bekommen (welche auch). Einen Ausblick auf das nächste Jahr kann ich euch keinen geben aber es wird mehr... mehr Songs, mehr Gigs.
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=229964627052471&v=wall&story_fbid=583103011738629
    Nov 23rd 2013, 22:49
     
     
     
     
    Gute-Nacht-Lektüre? Ich schreibe hier mal weiter bis ich so circa 100.000 bis 125.000 Wörter habe, denn erst dann ist es ein richtiger Roman. Gerade bin ich bei circa 8000. Da ich nicht glaube, dass das irgendein Verlag veröffentlichen wird und ich da auch keine Ahnung von habe poste ich das hier rein. Science-Fiction-Roman. Der Unsterbliche (Romanskript vom 19.11.2013) (Hauptfiguren: William J. Adams, Robert, Julia N. Evans, Jeffrey B. Right) (Nebenfiguren: Boris, Exzentriker, Barny, Jack T., Vladimir Harkoff) Wir schreiben das Jahr 2060. Adam ist der erste Mensch, welcher es mithilfe von Kybernetik geschafft hat sein Leben nachhaltig zu verlängern. Es ist der 1. April. New New York. William J. Adam verlässt ein Geschäftsgebäude, in dem er mit seiner derzeitigen Freundin einkaufen war. Er ist ein Millionärserbe und der Führer eines High-Tech-Geschäftsimperiums, welches ihm sein verstorbener Vater vor 15 Jahren hinterlassen hat. Bekannte und Freunde nennen ihn einfach nur "Adam", weil er trotz seines mittleren Alters immer wie in Bestform aussieht. Seine Mutter ist bereites früh verstorben, sodass er relativ jung das gesamte Unternehmen seines Vaters übernehmen musste ohne irgendeine fremde Hilfe. Er scheint manchmal sehr abgestumpft. Transhumanic ist der führende Hersteller und Vertreiber in der Humanmedizin. J. Adam wirkt auf den ersten Blick nicht sehr symphatisch. Auf den zweiten auch nicht. Allgemein ist es kaum fassbar wie eine derartige Person überhaupt als positiv aufgenommen werden kann von seinem Umfeld. Er ist kein schlechter Mensch. Er spendet Unmengen seines Vermögens an wohltätige Organisationen und ist auch allgemein ziemlich emphatisch und freundlich zu Anderen, aber irgendetwas fehlt seiner Person. Man kann nicht genau sagen was es ist, aber irgendetwas fehlt ihm. Trotzdessen hat er seine Verehrer und Freunde, die ihn sehr wertschätzen. Seine Statur ist nicht wirklich nennenswert, weil sie sehr durchschnittlich ist, wie auch sein schwarzer Kurzhaarschnitt. Würde man x-beliebig irgendeine Person aus der Bevölkerung wählen, dann wäre diese wahrscheinlich noch spannender anzusehen als J. Seine Erscheinung wirkt äusserst gepflegt, doch trotzdem wirkt er meistens einfach nur wie ein schlechter Abklatsch eines Covermodels einer modernen Modezeitschrift. Seine Anzüge sind zwar perfekt maßgeschneidert und auch seine gesamtes Outfit wirkt ziemlich teuer, doch seine Klamotten lassen ihn, obwohl sie so verdammt teuer waren sehr heruntergekommen wirken. Das einzige Merkmal, welches ihn merklich von anderen Geschäftsmännern in dem Alter unterscheidet ist das Ausmaß an Pomade, welches er sich in seine Haare schmiert. Er verwendet davon immer etwas zu viel und so kommt es, dass sie manchmal so schmierig ausssehen, wie sich seine Geschäftspartner im Gespräch oft verhalten. Diese sind lässig nach hinten gekämmt, so dass er noch enorm jugendlich und flexibel aussieht, obwohl er schon um die 30 ist. Manche Menschen glauben er schmiere sich pures Maschinenöl in seine Frisur, weil sie dermaßen glänzend ist. Das Unternehmen, welches er leitet stellt einen großen Teil der modernen High-Tech-Maschinen her und ist Führer in allen möglichen Bereichen der Wirtschaft, aber es beschäftigt sich hauptsächlich mit biologischer Kybernetik. Wenn man eine Prothes in irgendeiner Form benötigt, dann kann man ganz sicher sein, dass diese von Transhumanic hergestellt worden ist. Wenn durch Unfälle oder Krankheiten Körperteile beschädigt werden oder amputiert werden müssen, dann sorgt Transhumanic dafür, dass ein passendes Gegenstück entworfen wird, welches dann vollfunktionsfähig das Leben der betroffenen Personen wieder verbessert. Es geht von üblichen Sachen, wie den Armen und Beinen, bei denen man relativ schnell festgestellt hat, wie man diese getreu dem menschlichen Original nachformt, aber Feine Sinnesorgane, wie z.B. die Augen oder das menschliche Gehör kann Transhumanic mittlerweile auch so nachstellen, dass sie fast wie neu sind. Wenn eine Person einen Hörsturz erleidet oder blind wird, dann bietet Transhumanic immer die richtige Lösung für das jeweilige Problem an. Da dies auf eine hohe Nachfrage stößt ist wohl ersichtlich. Für ein ganz besondern Klientel von Kunden bietet Transhumanic ebenfalls Erweiterungen des Körpers an. Die bekannten Sinnesorgane und Gliedmaßen werden mithilfe modernster Technik erweitert. Wenn man z.B. seine Sichtstärke, sein Gehör, seinen Geruchssinn oder anderweitige Funktionen seines Körpers verbessern oder verändert möchte, dann bietet Transhumanic auch hierfür passende Alternativen. Unter reichen Leuten ist das Modeling sehr zum Trend geworden. Selbst komplett neue Gliedmaßen und Sinnesorgane sind vorstellbar. Wenn irgendein Mensch auf die Idee kommen sollte eine Hand mit 10 Fingern zu benötigen, dann wird Transhumanic das sicherlich auch früher oder später bewerkstelligen können. William J. Adams lernte durch seine Arbeit auch seine derzeitige Freundin kennen. Julia N. Evans. Diese hatte Transhumanic einen ganz besonderen Auftrag aufgegeben. Sie ist eine preisgekrönte Schauspielerin und engagierte die Firma ihr Gesicht komplett zu remodelieren. Da sie schon seid langer Zeit unzufrieden war mit einigen Stellen ihres Gesichtes beauftragte sie Transhumanic ihr ein neues zu modelieren. Per Computersimulation hatte sie dann ihre perfekte Vorstellung erstellt und diese wurde dann auch so verwirklicht. Da J. ein Fable für Frauen in der Kunst hat und vorallem für hübsche Frauen in der Kunst hatte er sich sofort in sie verliebt. Natürlich sah er sie erst nach der Operation, aber der Anblick hat ihn sofort eingenommen. Computerchips sind mittlerweile fester Bestandteil des Menschen. In früheren Jahrzehnten hat man sich noch Piercings gestochen, doch heutzutage ist es im Trend sich kibernetische Chips unter die Haut zu pflanzen. Diese variieren natürlich nach Art und Funktion. Die Ursprünglichen sind die I.D.-Chips,welche als Passport fungieren. Mit diesen kleinen Helfern kann man Personen überall auf der Welt wiedererkennen. Man braucht nur einen Scanner an die äußere Handfläche der betreffenden Person zu halten und man erfährt sofort, wer sie ist, woher sie kommt und alle anderen wichtigen Eckdaten. Dies kommt vorallem der Polizei zu recht, weil diese so schnell herausfindet mit wem sie es zu tun hat. Ein Vorteil dieses Systems ist, dass man sich die weltweite Währung der "Globals" aufladen kann. Diese wurde nach dem Euro eingeführt, damit man eine entsprechende Währung für den gesamten Weltmarkt hat und nicht nur Europa. Mittlerweile sind die Grenzen zwischen den Ländern äusserst verwaschen, sodass man schon fast von einem neuen Pangea sprechen kann. Ein Weltkontinent. An Bankautomaten muss man nur seine Handfläche ausstrecken und den gewünschten Betrag nennen und schon wird dieser in den jeweiligen Handchip geladen. Im Supermärlten und überall sonst kann so bequem bezahlt werden. Diebstähle sind nichtmehr möglich. Einige kluge Ganoven haben natürlich schon versucht ihren Opfern einfach die Hände abzuschneiden und diese dann zu benutzen, um an ihr Vermögen zu gelangen, aber da man einen maßgeschneiderten Benutzeraccount anlegen muss ist das so nicht möglich. Die dazu passende Gesicht- und Stimmerkennung verhindert, dass man nur den Chip oder die dazugehörige Handfläche und deren Fingerabdrücke imitiert. Schwerkriminelle und Pädophile werden mittlerweile nichtmehr durch die herkömmlichen Methoden therapiert, sondern neuerdings durch Elektroschocks, welche Ihnen durch Chips verabreicht werden, die direkt in den Arealen liegen, welche für ihr Verhalten zuständig sind. Es hat sich herausgestellt, dass den Verhaltensweisen mancher Straftäter nicht wirklich mit einer üblichen kognitiven Therapie entgegenzukommen ist und deswegen greift der Staat da jetzt zu drastischeren Mitteln. Viele Menschenrechtler klagen vehement gegen dieses Verfahren, doch es findet auch einige Fürsprecher. Die Methode beruht darauf den Verbrechern bestimme Impulse zu geben, wenn sie an unerlaubte Dinge denken, die nicht angebracht zu sein scheinen. Das Gehirn deutet daraufhin diese Denkweisen als schlecht und die Gehirnareale, die anscheinend für ihr regelwidriges Verhalten ausschlaggebend sind werden so dezimiert und in Schacht gehalten. Der weitere Vorteil ist, das man die entsprechenden Straftäter nicht mit umständlichen Fußfesseln in einem bestimmten Gebiet halten muss, sondern sofort per GPS merkt, ob diese sich noch an erlaubten Orten befinden oder unerlaubten Tätigkeiten nachgehen. Die menschliche Optimierung geht sogar soweit, dass man die freien Radikalen im Blut weitgehend beseitigen kann. Man kan sie zwar nicht zu 100% vernichten, aber zumindest einen großen Teil davon. Rad-Away heißt das bio-chemische Serum, welches ebenfalls mit Mikrorobotern arbeitet, welche im menschlichen Körper dafür sorgen das die freien Radikalen zu großen Teilen zerstört werden. Dies ist natürlich nicht jeder Person möglich, sondern nur den besonders wohlhabenden im Volke. Die Lebensspanne dieser Menschen ist somit deutlich erhöht. Das hat aber natürlich auch seine Kosten. Etwa 10.000 Globals kostet eine Portion davon. Diese muss man sich monatlich spritzen. Die Population beschränkt sich größtenteils auf große Städte. Einige von Ihnen sind dermaßen verschmutzt, dass diese nur mit Gasmasken betretbar sind, wenn man keine ernsthaften gesundheitlichen Schäden davontragen möchte. Der Verkehr innerorts läuft fast vollständig über sogenannte "Rapidbahnen" ab, welche aussehen wie überdimensionale Logen von Achterbahnen. Der Ressourcenhunger der Menschheit hat natürlich seine Folgen gehabt und Erdöl ist nahezu unbezahlbar geworden. Die Rapidbahn wurde entwickelt, um in der Stadt ein Transportmittel zur Verfügung zu haben welches in möglichst wenig Zeit, möglichst viele Leute, möglichst weit transportiert. Die Loge der Bahn, in welcher ungefähr 30-40 Leute Platz haben wird komplett elektronisch gesteuert und betrieben und läuft auf Magnetbahnen, um überflüssige Reibung vermeiden zu können. 4 x 8 Leute findet durchschnittlich in einem solchen Gefährt Platz, doch da dies viel zu wenig ist fahren die Waggons in minutenabstand zueinander los. Das hat in den ersten Jahren der Entwicklung zu einigen Fehlläufen mit tödlichen Folgen geführt, weil die Waggons zu schnell und mit zu geringem Abstand gefahren sind und somit ineinander gecrashed sind. Das wurd durch noch strengere Beobachtung der Zeiten und Systemtechnik verbessert, so dass man in kurzer Zeit sehr viele Leute transportieren kann. Zur Anfangszeit gab es einige tragische Unfälle, doch die optimierte Zweitkonstruktur, die gerade gestestet wird soll alle Mängel beheben. Es gibt außerdem eine etwas größere Version davon, welche auch außerorts verwendet wird. Straßen werden vielerorts nichtmehr genutzt, weil Platz gemacht worden ist für die Rapidbahnen. In einer solchen befindet sich J. Adam gerade. Er fährt nach einem harten Arbeitstag in eines seiner Apartments, um dort etwas zu entspannen, bis er weitermachen muss. Da sich ein solches Imperium nicht von alleine leitet arbeitet er sehr ehrgeizig und gewissenhaft. Dort angekommen begrüßt er erstmal "Robert", wie er es jeden Tag so macht. "Robert" ist der Name des I-Borgs von J. Er fand diesen Beinamen unglaublich unterhaltsam bei der Vergabe. Wieso genau weiß er auch nicht mehr. "22°, Stimmung: wütend, aufgebracht, Musik: Cybergrind, bring mir ein gekühltes Bier", entfleucht dem komplett ruiniertem Manne. "OK" Das neue Album seiner Lieblingsband XRIN ARMS beginnt zu laufen und die Temperatur des Zimmers steigt etwas an. Robert, der in der Wohnung als ein Butler fungiert kommt mit einem Bier an, welches deutlich kühler ist als die Umgebung. Die ersten Schritte, welche William in seiner Wohnung tätigt sind die zum Kühlschrank. Da er den ganzen Tag lang nichts gegessen hat knurrt sein Magen unermesslich laut. Dort angekommen stellt er zu seinem Entsetzen fest, dass der Inhalt seines Kühlschranks dem seines Magens ähnelt. "Hmmm. Ich order was." Foodordering ist ein praktisches Mittel Lebensmittel zu bestellen, wenn man gerade zu wenig Zeit hat, um selber einkaufen zu gehen oder anderweitig beschäftigt ist. Man tippt einfach die genaue Anzahl der Lebensmittel ein, welche man ordern möchte

     

    Blogtrottr <busybee@blogtrottr.com> Nov 24 03:58AM  

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    Исламский нашид www.islamreligion.com/ru
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    nasheed - Social Mention
     
     
     
    " Har raat nashe me hote hai, aur raat gujar jaati hai, ek din aisa ayega, raat nashe mai hogi, aur ham gujar jaayenge"
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100003677975569&v=wall&story_fbid=385444314921498
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:56
     
     
     
     
    Chal daaru peete hai... samay se chura kar kuch waqt, chal zindagi jeete hai. chal daaru peete hai... Woh sapno ki chadar jo fat gayi hai,nashe mein hi sahi,aaj usko seete hai chal daaru peete hai... Usko bata do ki ab aur intzar nhi uska, uske intzaar mein na jane kitne din, mahine,saal bus yun hi beete hai chal daru peete hai... Zindagi mein hasil karne the jo mukaam, sharab k nashe mein hi sahi, aaj unhe jeete hai.. chal daru peete hai...
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=1009764687&v=wall&story_fbid=10201989222344700
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:56
     
     
     
     
    Chal daaru peete hai... Samay se chura kar kuch waqt, chal zindagi jeete hai.. Chal daaru peete hai... Wo sapno ki chadar jo fat gayi hai,nashe mein hi sahi,aaj usko seete hai Chal daaru peete hai... Usko bata do ki ab aur intzar nhi uska, uske intzaar mein na jane kitne din, mahine,saal bus yun hi beete hai... Chal daaru peete hai... Aaj gumnaam hi sahi,per shayd ek din hamara bhi naam hoga,isi umeed mein jeete hai... . . Chal daaru peete hai... Missing U Buddies
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100000473465309&v=wall&story_fbid=760464550645987
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:53
     
     
     
     
    aasani se mitati hai "Sharab" Majburiyon ko nashe mein nachati hai"Sharab" Aansuyon ko mila de tu apne har ekjaam mein Fir dekh kaise yaadon ko aur kareeb latihai "Sharab" Thak chuke hai jo is duniya ke sitamo se Unhe do pal ki rahat dilati hai "Sharab" Pankh laga kar aasmaan mein ud jatehai jo panchi Do ghoot mein umhe baho mein la saktihai "Sharab" Jiss ka hath sari duniya chod deti hai Unke hathon mein akshar paayie jati hai"Sharab" Kabhi bhi apne gamon ko bhulana ho tokah dena Kitne bhi bade gum mein kisiko bhihasati hai "Sharab "so keep drinking"
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100003321050159&v=wall&story_fbid=460197874100910
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:52
     
     
     
     
    Apni gf ko peetna... Footpath pr soye garib logo ko nashe me apni gaadi se kuchal dena... Animals ko maarna... Aur fir baad me t-shirt pehnna "Being human"
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:50
     
     
     
     
    Dilkash tEri har ek adaa..... AndaaZ diwana karta haiiiiiiiii Mai hOsh m dil ko kese rakhun.... jO tere hi nashe mE duba rehta haiiiiiiiii..krishnaaaaaaaaaa
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:50
     
     
     
     
    i just want to thank u all with your birthday wishes may the almight bless you all.itirwai zvakanaka nashe
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:46
     
     
     
     
    Bottle pe bottle peene se kya faayda dost,Raat guzri to sab utar jayegi. Sirf ek bar Kisi ki bewafaai piyo,Mohabbat ki kasam, Saari umar nashe me guzar jayegi.
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:39
     
     
     
     
    Kuch nasha teri baat ka hai Kuch nasha dhimi barsaat ka hai Hum to kabse nashe me dub jaane ko tayyar hai Intezar to sirf aapki mulakat ka hai
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:36
     
     
     
     
    majedar media kisi samany vaykti ki to puri history likhta hai but jaise kel ek rajya mantri ka ldka sharab ke nashe me pkda gaya vahan nam tk se perhej karta darpok kahin ka
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:34
     
     
     
     
    (Untitled)
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:32
     
     
     
     
    Humne to mohhabat k nashe me unhe Bhagwan bana dala tha, par nasha to tab tuta jab unhone kaha ki Bhagwan kisi ek ka nahi hota.......
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:32
     
     
     
     
    Jaam Pe Jaam Peene Se Kya Fayeda Sham Ko Pee Subah Ko Utar Jayegi Arey Do Boond Pyar Ki Pee Ke Dekh Zindagi Saari Nashe Mein Guzar Jayegi
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:31
     
     
     
     
    NASHA ( ik Sazaa ) Part-2 Is nashe ne kad koi bhalla kita, eh hasdeya nu v ravaunda hai, Jehda na samjhe te na sambhle, aakhir nu oh pachhtaunda hai, Ik daur eddan da aunda hai, oh jad apnna aap daraunda hai, J hadd naalo vadh jaye nasha koi, fir sab kujh eh vikaunda hai, Mainu samjh na aave dunia di, na milda kujh sab khonda hai, Kion yaar banauna banda oh, Jo bure kama vich paunda hai, Sacha yaar dasda sahi raah, maada tan dushman dikhaunda hai, Pehla wang na sur te taal koi, smackan naal gayak gaunda hai,... To Be Continue
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:30
     
     
     
     
    Samjh Na sake ona di galla nu, Asi pyar de nashe ch choor si Hun samjhe jinnu chande si jaan toh v vadh, Oo asal ch dil todan layi mashoor si.......
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:26
     
     
     
     
    The people I care about Facebook,Wallace,Maribel,nashe,O.T.F.,keanna,Ariana,thorn,Lakisha,haters,thank y'all for loving me I love y'all oh and my brother and sister
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:24
     
     
     
     
    Very Gud MorniNg Guys...:-)
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:21
     
     
     
     
    nasha nasha nasha nasha nasha nasha nasha nasha nasha nasha nasha nasha nasha nasha nashe me hum dhua dhua ye jindagi yahi basi hai hamari jannat yahi mile hame khushi nasha nasha nashe me hum dhua dhua ye jindagi yahi basi hai hamari jannat yahi mile hame khushi nasha nasha nasha nasha ho isi ne jinda rakha hai ise ne mara hai goli se choli daman ka sath hamara hai mashe ne apnaya hai jab sabne dutkara hai isiliye to hamko ye jan se pyara hai nasha nasha nashe me hum dhua dhua ye jindagi yahi basi hai hamari jannat yahi mile hame khushi nasha nasha nasha nasha nasha nasha hamne isko choda isne hamko chhoda nahi chhod bhi de to dunia wale kate nahi yaki ab to hamko jina yahi pe marna hame yahi dam maro phir dekho dunia kaise lage hasi nasha nasha nashe me hum dhua dhua ye jindagi yahi basi hai hamari jannat yahi mile hame khushi nasha nasha nasha nasha nasha nasha ho mat pucho is nashe ne kya kya chhin liya hamse jan se pyara yar hamara juda kiya hamse har apna begana dekho aj khafa hamse sab kuchh chuta haye magar na chhuta aaj nasha hamse nasha nasha nashe me hum dhua dhua ye jindagi yahi basi hai hamari jannat yahi mile hame khushi nasha nasha nasha nasha nashe me hum dhua dhua ye jindagi yahi basi hai hamari jannat yahi mile hame khushi
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:19
     
     
     
     
    Plz Join https://www.facebook.com/pages/Kyon-Ki-Tum-Hi-Ho/752000054815192
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:19
     
    Tum Ne Samjha Hi Nahi, Aur Na Samajhna Chaha,,,, K Hum Chahtay Bhi Kia The Tujh Se, Sirf Tere Siwa....!!!
     
     
    Har baat ka jawab nahi hota Har ishq ka naam kharab nahi hota Yun to jhoom lete hai nashe me peene wale Magar har nasha ka naam sharab nahi hota.. sweet morning frnds :) :) :)
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:14
     
     
     
     
    Pehle unki diwaangi ka nashaaa thaa.. Phir bewafaayi mili or nashe se mahobat ho gyiiii..
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:11
     
     
     
     
    Wind Advisory URGENT - WEATHER MESSAGE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE GREENVILLE-SPARTANBURG SC 736 PM EST SAT NOV 23 2013 ...GUSTY WINDS ACROSS THE NORTH CAROLINA MOUNTAINS THROUGH MIDDAY SUNDAY... .A STRONG COLD ADVECTION REGIME WILL INDUCE STRONG WIND GUSTS ACROSS PORTIONS OF THE WESTERN NORTH CAROLINA MOUNTAINS THROUGH MIDDAY SUNDAY AS CANADIAN HIGH PRESSURE APPROACHES FROM THE WEST. WIND GUSTS RANGING FROM 40-50 MPH WILL BE LIKELY WITHIN THE ADVISORY AREA WITH THE HIGHEST GUSTS ALONG THE RIDGETOPS. NCZ033-048>050-052-053-064-065-501-503-505-241000- /O.CON.KGSP.WI.Y.0012.000000T0000Z-131124T1700Z/ AVERY-MADISON-YANCEY-MITCHELL-HAYWOOD-BUNCOMBE-TRANSYLVANIA- HENDERSON-CALDWELL MOUNTAINS-BURKE MOUNTAINS-MCDOWELL MOUNTAINS- INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...NEWLAND...SPRUCE PINE...WAYNESVILLE... ASHEVILLE...BREVARD...HENDERSONVILLE 736 PM EST SAT NOV 23 2013 ...WIND ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL NOON EST SUNDAY... * LOCATIONS...CENTRAL AND NORTHERN MOUNTAINS IN WESTERN NORTH CAROLINA. * HAZARDS...STRONG WIND GUSTS. * TIMING...TONIGHT INTO SUNDAY MORNING. * WINDS...NORTHWEST 15 TO 25 MPH WITH GUSTS UP TO 50 MPH. * IMPACTS...THE STRONG WIND GUSTS COULD KNOCK DOWN A FEW TREES AND RESULT IN ISOLATED TO SCATTERED POWER OUTAGES. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... A WIND ADVISORY MEANS THAT WIND GUSTS GREATER THAN 45 MPH ARE EXPECTED. WINDS THIS STRONG CAN MAKE DRIVING DIFFICULT... ESPECIALLY FOR HIGH PROFILE VEHICLES. USE EXTRA CAUTION. && $$ CSH URGENT - WEATHER MESSAGE...UPDATED NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BLACKSBURG VA 854 PM EST SAT NOV 23 2013 ...STRONG GUSTY WINDS OVERNIGHT INTO SUNDAY MORNING... .STRONG ARCTIC HIGH PRESSURE WILL SLOWLY BUILD INTO THE AREA OVERNIGHT INTO SUNDAY. STRONG...GUSTY NORTHWEST WINDS ARE EXPECTED OVERNIGHT THROUGH SUNDAY AFTERNOON ESPECIALLY ACROSS THE HIGHER ELEVATIONS. NCZ001-002-018-VAZ015>017-241000- /O.CON.KRNK.WI.Y.0017.000000T0000Z-131124T1700Z/ ASHE-ALLEGHANY NC-WATAUGA-GRAYSON-CARROLL-FLOYD- INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...WEST JEFFERSON...SPARTA...BOONE... INDEPENDENCE...WHITETOP...TROUTDALE...VOLNEY...GALAX...FLOYD 854 PM EST SAT NOV 23 2013 ...WIND ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL NOON EST SUNDAY... * LOCATIONS...GRAYSON COUNTY VIRGINIA AND THE MOUNTAINS OF NORTHWEST NORTH CAROLINA. * HAZARDS...STRONG...GUSTY NORTHWEST WINDS. * WINDS...NORTHWEST 20 TO 30 MPH WITH GUSTS UP TO 50 MPH. * TIMING...OVERNIGHT INTO SUNDAY MORNING. WINDS WILL DIMINISH BY SUNDAY NIGHT AS HIGH PRESSURE BUILDS INTO THE AREA. * IMPACTS...TREE LIMBS MAY BE BLOWN DOWN. HAZARDOUS DRIVING CONDITIONS FOR HIGH-PROFILE VEHICLES. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... A WIND ADVISORY MEANS SUSTAINED WINDS OF 31 TO 39 MPH...OR WIND GUSTS OF 46 TO 57 MPH...ARE EXPECTED. WINDS THIS STRONG WILL LIKELY CAUSE SPORADIC POWER OUTAGES AND CAN MAKE DRIVING DIFFICULT...ESPECIALLY FOR HIGH PROFILE VEHICLES. UNSECURED ITEMS SUCH AS GARBAGE CANS AND LAWN FURNITURE SHOULD BE MOVED INDOORS. && $$ URGENT - WEATHER MESSAGE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE PEACHTREE CITY GA 735 PM EST SAT NOV 23 2013 GAZ001>009-011>016-019-240845- /O.CON.KFFC.WI.Y.0012.000000T0000Z-131124T1300Z/ DADE-WALKER-CATOOSA-WHITFIELD-MURRAY-FANNIN-GILMER-UNION-TOWNS- CHATTOOGA-GORDON-PICKENS-DAWSON-LUMPKIN-WHITE-FLOYD- INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...CALHOUN...DAHLONEGA...CLEVELAND...ROME 735 PM EST SAT NOV 23 2013 ...WIND ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 8 AM EST SUNDAY... * LOCATIONS...NORTH OF A LINE FROM ARMUCHEE TO JASPER TO CLEVELAND AND MOSTLY AT ELEVATIONS OF 2000 FEET AND ABOVE. * WINDS...NORTH 15 TO 20 MPH WITH GUSTS UP TO 35 MPH. * TIMING...THROUGH 8AM EST SUNDAY. * IMPACTS...SMALL BRANCHES AND WEAK TREES MAY BE DOWNED. HIGH PROFILE VEHICLES MAY BE DIFFICULT TO DRIVE. WITH THE COLD TEMPERATURES...EXPOSURE TO THE WIND COULD LEAD TO FROSTBITE IF NOT PROPERLY CLOTHED. IF YOU MUST BE OUTSIDE FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME...MAKE SURE YOU COVER ALL EXPOSED SKIN FROM THE WIND! PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... A WIND ADVISORY MEANS THAT SUSTAINED WIND SPEEDS OF AT LEAST 20 MPH...OR GUSTS TO 35 MPH OR STRONGER ARE EXPECTED. WINDS THIS STRONG CAN MAKE DRIVING DIFFICULT... ESPECIALLY FOR HIGH PROFILE VEHICLES. USE EXTRA CAUTION. && $$
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    Hum ne to mohabbat ke nashe me use khuda bana diya... Hosh to tab aaya jab us ne kaha . . . . . . . . . . Khuda kisi ek ka nahi hota...
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    "Jaam Jo Bhara Sharab Se,Teri Tasveer Nazar Aayi Todi Jo Bottol, Tukdon Mai Tasveer Nazar Aayi Jab Jodne Lage Hum Un Tukdo Ko Nashe Main Mere Khooon Se Bahri, Teri Maang Mujhe Nazar Aayi. " Good Morning
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    Jaam pe jaam pine se kya phayada. Shubah ko piyo . Saam ko uttar jayagi. Agar yek ghut pilu teri jindagi ka . To, jindagi hi nashe me uttar jaygi.
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    Sms ke baap ks baap ka baap Sms ka pardada....... . . . 1. AURAT KE 7 JHOOTH 1. I LOVE YOU 2. ME KUNVARI HOON 3.MUJE SEX PASAND NAHI 4. TUM PEHLE AADMI HO 5. AAP KA BAHOT BADA HE 6. UPER NAHI AAUNGI 7. SIRF EK BAR LUNGI 2. WHAT IS LOVE ? "L" KO PAKAD KE "O" KO DABA KE "V" MEIN GUSA KE JAB "E" KI AWAZ AATI HAI TO USE LOVE KEHTE HAI 3. PYAAR MOHABBAT DHOKHAA HAI, PAKAD KE THOK AGAR MOKA HAI, AGAR WOH KARE VIRODH TO THOK LAGA KAR NIRODH, AUR PHIR BHI KARE INKAR TO KAR DE USKA BALAATKAR 4. FAGUN MEIN AYEE HOLI, EK CHUT BOLI, KOI HAI JO HAMSE KHELE HOLI LANDO NE BANAYI TOLI, SARI RAT CHUT TATOLI, SUBAH UTH KAR CHUT BOLI KABHI NAHI KHELUNGI HOLI 5. AGAR RELIANCE BRA BANAYEGA TO SLOGEN KYA HOGA? "KARLO BALL MUTHI MEIN , MERE PAPA KA SAPNA ,, SABKE DOODH PE DHAKKAN APNA" 6. MIRINDA CONDOM: ZOR KA ZATKA DHIRE LAGE *MRF CONDOM: EXTRA RUBBER, EXTRA MILLEAGE * MOOV CONDOM : ANDAR TAK JAYE AARAM DILAYE 7. NASBANDHI TEAM WORKER VISITS A VILLEAGE ONCE AGAIN -A VILLEGER: AARE KAMINO ! PEHLE AAYE THHE TO LINE KAAT GAYE, AB KYA NAL BHI LE JAOGE? 8. KON KEHTA HAI AURAT OR MOBILE MAIN FARK HAI DO NO KO PAS RAKH NA PADTA HAI DO NO KA KHYAL RAKH NA PADTA HAIAUR DO NO KO RAT KO CHARGE KAR NA PADTA HAI 9. AURAT NE AANKH MEIN KAJAL LAGAYA TO USKI CHUT RONE LAGI ANKH NE PUCHA "ben tu kyon ro rahi hai" CHUT NE KAHA " ye madarchod mard, dekhenge tujhe or THOKENGE mujhe 10. TEACHER ASKS CHILDREN , WHAT DO YOU WISH TO IN FUTURE ? MOHAN: IWANT TO BE PIOLOT. VINAY: I WANT TO BE DOCTOR. MADHU : I WANT TO BE MOTHER. ANIL : IWANT TO HELP MADHO 11. NAMASKAR MAIN AMITABH BACHAN BOL RAHA HOON KBC SE! APKI BIWI MERI HOT SEAT PE BETHIHAIN, AGLI AWAZ AAP KI BIWI KI HOGI...... ooh! Aaaah!!! oouch 12.ACHHA TO AAP SAMAJ SEWA KARTE HAIN ? JI HAAN, MAIN GIRE HUVEKO UTHATA HUN KYA KARTE HO AAP JI MAIN BRA BANATA HUN 13.KAKI: KALE HU RAATE NATI TO TAME SU KARIYU, KAKA: SAME SANTABEN NE TYAN JAIN AVYO ANE 20 Rs AAPYA. KAKAI: SU KAM APYA MARE MAGAN BHAI PASE THI 40 LEVAANA CHHE 14. DEKH KE TERI FATI SALWAR, UATH PAYI MERI CHOTI TALWAR. JAB US TALWAR SE MAINE KIYA WAR, USSE NIKLI EK AISI DHAR, JISSE BANA APNA PARIVAR 15.WOH AAYE HAMARI KABAR PE , CHAL DIYE MOOT KE, CHALO ISI BAHANE DARSHAN HO GAYE CHUT KE. HAIRLESS THI UNKI CHUT , LEKIN BHENCHOD AB KYA FAYDA JAB HUM BAN GAYE BHOOT 16.KAKI: KALE HU RAATE NATI TO TAME SU KARYU, KAKA:SAME SANTA BEN NI TYAN JAI AAVYO AN 20 Rs AAPYA, KAKI: SU KARVA AAPYA MARE MAGAN BHAI PASE 40 Rs LEWANA HATA 17.DEKH KE TERI FATI SALWAR, UATH GAI MERI CHOTI TALWAR. JAB US TALWAR SE MAINE KIYA WAR, USSE NIKLI DHAR,JISSE BANA APNA PARIVAR...., 18.AAI JAWAANI, CHHAAI MASTI,LUND TAGDAA TO CHOOT HAI SASTI ,LUND MERA HO GAYA BEES KA , CHOOT HAI TERI SOLA BARAS KI ,LUND MERA TERI CHOOT KO TARASE ,TERI CHOOT MERE LUND KO TARASTI TERI CHOOT KE IS DARIYA MEI ,BAHNE DE MERE LUND KI KASHTI ,LUND NA AISA MILEGA TAGADA DHOONDH LE CHAAHE SAARI BASTI ,MILEGA TERI CHOOT KO SUKUN ,AAJA KARLE LUND-PARASTI NAKHRA MAT KAR KHOL DE JALDI ,VARNA KARUNGA JABBAR-DUSTI ,CHOOT PHAAD DE LUND SE APNE AISEE KAAMDEV KI HASTI 19.SPECIAL GUJARATI FILM NI RAMZAT ::BRA MA BOBLU NATHI SAMATU::CHUT TARA VEHTA PANI:: HALO NE APNA PALANG MA::zATTA VERRANA CHOAK MA 20.HE ANDAR GAYA SHE:HA! GAYA HE:DUKHYA KYA SHE: ZARABI NAHI HE:AUR EK BAR SHE:AB IS MAIN DALO HE:ACHHA LAGA SHE: HA BAHUT HE :OK MEDAM KA SENDAL PACK KARO 21.SARDAR JI: "O YAAR ME BADI MUSKIL ME PAD GAYA HUN. MERI BIWI MUJSE 1 SHOT KA RS 100 LETI HAI." FRIEND: "O YAAR TU TOLUCKY HAI, AURO SE 300 LETI HAI" 22. SPECIAL GUJARATI FILM NI RAMZAT. "BRA MA BOBLU NATHI SMATU" :: CHUT TARA VEHTA PANI::HALO NE AAPANA PALANG MA 23.HE: ANDAR GAYA SHE: HA! GAYA HE: DUKHA KYA SHE:ZARA BHI NAHI HE: AUR EK BAAR SHE: AB ISME DALO HE: ACCHA LAGA SHE:HA BAHUT HE: O.K MADOM KA SANDOL PACK KARO. 24.EK RAND NE APNI MA SE PUCHH KE" PYARE ISQU AYR MOHABBAT " KYA HAI? TO MA NE KAHA " KUCH NAHI SAB FREE ME CHOD NE KE BAHANE HAI" 25.EK BOY EK GIRL NE PUCHHE CHHE KE JYARE GIRL TOILET JAY TYARE WHISTLE NO VOICE KEM AAVE ?GIRL JAWAB AAPE CHHE KE AMNE BHAGVANE TMARI JEM 8 INCH NO SILENCER NATHI AAPYO 26.EK ADMI BEACH PER ULTA SOYA THA EK ADMI AKE USKI GAND PE TABLA BAJANE SHURU KIYA AUR THAKKAR BANDH HO GAYA ADMI PALAT KE BOLA THAK GAYA LE AB BANSRI BAJA 27.WHAT IS THE DIFFERENT BETWIN MISSILE & CONDOM ANSWER: EK KE FATNE SE ABADI KAM HOTI HAI AUR DUSRE KE FATNE SE ABADI BADHTI HAI 28.1 BAR 1 SARDAR KI GAND MAIN DARD THA. DOCTOR NE BOLA 7 DIN DAWA LAGANE CLINIC AANE KO KAHA. 7DIN BAD Dr. NE KAHA ABAPNI BIWI SE DWA LGVA LENA. JAB SARDAR KI BIWI NE DAWA LAGANE KE LIYE EK HATH SARDAR KE KANDHE PAR RAKHA TO SARDAR BOLA TUM TO EK HATH KANDE PE RAKHTI HO Dr. TO DONO HATH KANDHE PAR RAKHTA THA 29.PARTY MA NARENDRA MODI NE BENAZIR BHUTTO E LAFO MARYO. SAFAI MA MODI BOLYA: "SALI MUJSE BOLI AA-DAAB, AA-DAAB... ISLIYE MAINE DABAA DIYE!!!! 30.LADY: Dr. I ALWASE FEEL TIRED. Dr:HOW OFTEN U DO SEX? LADY: EVERY DAY Dr. : AVOID SUNDAY. LADY: SORRY Dr.IT IS THE ONLY DAY WHEN I"M WITH MY HUSBAND 31.UANCHI MEDI UNCHA MOL, JANGYO UTARI PIKI KHOL, BOBLA TARA DOL MDOL, SITHA TARA ZOL M ZOL. GANDE CHHE NANI BAKHOL, LODO PURVU POL M POL 32.CHARAS PIVO TO AANKHO LAL, KIS KARO TO HOTH LAL, SHOT MARO TO LUND LAL, PAKDE GAYE TO GAND LAL, BACH GAYE TO JULE LAL 33. 16 KI KALI BOLE KHILU KHILU 21 TAK KISI SE MILU MILU, 40 TAK ILU ILU, 50 BAD DHILU DHILU, 60 BAD KABHI NA HILU , BAS AISHE HI JILU 34. LADKI: MOM BAJU WALE LADKE KO DEKH KE MERI BRA TIGHT HO JATI HAI .. MOM: KAL TUM BINA BRA PAHEN KE JANA, SALE KI PENT WHITE HO JAYE GI 35.BARMUDO PEHRO TO TAME SARA LAGO CHHO. JANGIYO PAHER TO PYARA LAGO CHHO. NAGA HAMNA THI JOYA NATHI MARA THI GAND SANTADTA LAGO CHHO. 36.MAIKE GAI PATNI KO SARDAR NE KHAAT LIKHA " 50 KAMATA HUN 55 UDAATA HUN TUM APNI MA CHUDVAO" BIWI NE JAWAB MAIN KHAT LIKHA "50 KAMATE HO 55 UDATE HO 5 KE LIYE KANHA GAND MARATE HO" 37.woh raat diwali vali thi,woh piya se chudne vali thi,koi duja aake chod gaya,land ko lehnge se poch gaya,uski ma ne kiya virodh,tu kaise chudi bina nirodh . 38.Woman visiting dentist, gets into her chair,lowers her panties,lifts her legs. Dentist: I'm no gynac. Woman: I know, I want you to pull out my husband's teeth. 39.Boy :kaash mein teri chaddi hota to teri jannat se chipka hota. Girl : saley soch le, main chuda rahi hti aur tu kone mein pada hota! 40.GIRL ASKING A FRUITWALA : " BHAIYYA, WHY CAN"T U GIVE ME HARD BANANAS THESE R 2 SOFT". FRUITWALA: "MEMSAAB, KABHI TO KELE KHANE KE LIYE BHI LE LIYA KARO " 41.Tired Guju comes home his lugai on bed Guju asks kuch sabzi roti pakai hai ya yuhi chut fellai hai. -Wife kuch atta chawal laye ho ya sirf land uthake ayeho?? 42.BEDARD ZAMANA KYA JANE, KYA CHEEZ JUDAI HOTI HAI, HUM LAND PAKAD KAR SOTE HAI, GHAR GHAR ME CHUDAI HOTI HAI 43. Woman being raped, phones police, says : 'Hellooh, ooh, uuhaah, o yes, uoah, this man is raping me, aah, oyes, can you come and arrest him after one hour...' 44.A share broker caught his wife in bed with her boyfriend, shocked he asked his wife:"what are you doing with him?" His wife replied:"Darling, I've gone public!" 45.Dur kahi ek basti thi jaha kahi rande basti thi unki gaand me itne masti thi jitna daalo utna hasti thi magar Aap kyon haste ho kya aap ki woh basti thi 46. Rich man to a very poor man: How come you have got such a BIG PENIS ? Poor man : Because when I was a little boy I had NO other TOY to PLAY with ! 47.Guy:Can I touch ur software? Girl:First show me ur hardware. Guy:Come sit down on my joystick. Girl:My disk is not protected,u'll infect me with virus. 48. HUSBAND WIFE GO TO SEE ANIMAL FARE. GUIDE SHOWS A BIG BULL,SAYS HE HAS SEX 36O TIMES AN YEAR.WIF TELS HUS TO TRY SAME.HUS SAYS ASK HIM WHETHER HE USES SAME COW? 49.SUNDAY MENU: CHUTPAAK PURI,VAGHARELA GOTYA,AAKHA LODA NU SHAAK,SURTI JHAAT NO SAMBHAR!DESERT : EK PLATE GU MALAI MAARKE.THALI NA FAKTA RS.25/-! SP.INTRO.OFFER! 50.A husband said to his wife if u r in mood of sex just shake my dick twice i'll understand. Wife asked if i m not then. Husband replied then shake it 50 60 times 51.A little boy and a girl in a bathtub having a bath.Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy."Can I touch it?No way-you already broke yours!:-) 52.Zindagi hai kya, ek arman bhosdi ka. Aurat ke peeche PAGAL, insaan bhosdi ka. Rubber ka lund, Plastic ki chuten, kya kya bana raha hai JAPAN bhosdi ka!!!! 53.Teacher:Why did you bring your cat to school? Stu:Coz I pity my cat. Teacher:WHY? Stu:Coz I heard my sister's boyfriend say to her"TONITE I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY" 54.Kid: how baby comes into the world? Dad: in the moonlight, an angel comes to earth and leaves a kid in mom's lap. kid: you mean fucking is useless!!! 55. Boy:Can I kiss U? Girl:Where On vertical or horizontal lips? Boy:Wot? Girl: I mean on upper or lower lips? Boy: I didnt get u? Girl: Banchod, hontpe ya chut pe 56. Bajpayi to mushraff : gam-e-ulfat me na gaand maro hamari, kabhi milo fursat se to ma chodenge tumhari ... if u r true INDIAN send this msg 2 atleast 5.! 57.Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a man puts his dicktation in a womens ventilation to satisfy frustration got my conversation or need a demonstration?" 58.MAJNU: Aé Khuda, tuné ladki ki kamar kya banai; Mitti kam padi ya rishwat khai? KHUDA: Na mitti kam padi Na rishwat khai; Kamar dabai tabhi to CHEST baahar aai 59.DEKH KE QUTUB MINAR, SHAYAR KA DIMAAG DAUDA. AASMAN KO CHODNE CHALA, DHARTI KA LAUDA. 60. Q-how do know that the girl wearing a skirt is not wearing panties? A-by looking at dandruff on her feet 61.How do you teach a girl maths ? Add a bed, substract her clothes, divide her legs, enter your sqaure root, leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply ! 62.A BOY PULLS DOWN HIS PANTS & ASKS A GIRL 'DO U HAVE THIS?'. GIRL LIFTS HER skirt,slips the panty & says'MY MOM SAID IF U HAVE THIS U CAN get PLENTY OF THOSE'. 63.6 yr boy caught in rap case. In court, lawyer: holdin boys penis, UR HONOUR, C litle boy can he rape sum1? Boy 2 lawyer: ITNA NA HILA NAHI TO CASE HAAR JAYAGA 64. Excited man returns Home & tells Wife"Darlin I got 4 Good Tyres for the price of1.Wife"U stupid man,we don't even hv a Car".Man "do I coment when u buy ur Bras 65.What is the defination of a gynac? A.He is the only fool on earth who looks for problems in places where most people find pleasure 66.DEAR GOOD NIGHT.BAND KAR DE LIGHT, LUND KAR TIGHT, DAL DE UNDER SLIGHT CHUT SE KAR THODI FIGHT, NIKLEGA JAB WHITE WHITE, U WILL FEEL ALRIGHT. SWEET DREAMS. 67. WHAT IS KISS? KISS IS AN INQUIRY IN THE 1ST FLOOR , ABOUT VACANCY IN THE GR.FLOOR. 68.All couples have different phases of sex life. Age 20 din raat- age 28 roz raat- age 38 jume raat- age 48 chand raat- age 58 only jazbaat & gall bat 69.ADVANTAGES OF BREAST MILK:A)NO NEED 2 BOIL B)CAT CAN'T STEAL IT C)AVAILABLE IN ATTRACTIVE CONTAINERS D) POPULAR IN ALL AGE GROUPS E) EK PE EK FREE 70. Son:Mom w do babies com from? Mom:when daddy puts his penis in mom's vagina. Son:but that day u had daddy's penis in ur mouth Mom:thats for getng jwelery 71.Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. Wife: You wear briefs, don't you? 72.sardarni lying nude with her legs wide apart on the bed asks Sardarji "Do u know what this means?" He says "Yes, u need the whole fuckin bed 2 sleep" 73.Guy says 2+2is4 4+5is9 ican get into urs but u cant get into mine,d GIRL replies 2+2is4 4+5is9 ican knw d length of urs but u cant knw d depth of mine 74.1day,a clerk saw her boss's pants unzip!She ask"Boss!Ur garage doors open!"Boss:"do u c my FERRARI?" CLERK:"No! i c a SMALL scooter wit 2 punctured tyres." 75.HUSBAND:Pls Aaj karne Do.Mai Tumhein Kapde La Dunga WIFE:"No" Zevar La Dunga "No" Ghar Le Dunga "No" BETA BOLA: Abu Meri Gand Marlo aur CYCLE DILADO 76. BUSH SHOWING HIS PENIS: THIS IS POWER OF AMERICA, QUEEN SHOWING HER PUSSY: THIS IS BEAUTY OF U.K VAJPAYEE SHOWING HIS ASS: THIS IS PARTITIONOF INDIA & PAKISTAN. 77. Teacher: kya cheez muh mein nahin leni chahiye. Student: jalta hua bulb T: why S: kal raat ko mummy papa se keh rahi thi 'bulb bujha do to muh mein loongi' 78.Saans aur bahu main hamesha anban kyo ? Kyonki jo ladke ki underwear saans ne 25 saal sambali woh bahu ne 2 minute main utari. 79.jab gabbar singh paida hua to usne apni ma se kya poocha ?????????????????????????? kitne aadmi the?!!!! 80.What do guys usually say after Sex? - I LUV U? Wr@ng! - THAT WAS GREAT? Wr@ng again! - I LUV IT? Wr@ng AGAIN!! The Answer is: oh where r my fuckin clothes. 81.NEVER FUCK A TEL OPERATOR - AFTER 3MTS SHE'LL SAY YOUR TIME OUER. N'VR FUCK A NURSE SHE'LL SAY NEXT PLS. BUT FUCK A TEACHER SHE'LL SAY REPEAT 5 TIMES! 82.SEX IS LIKE NOKIA: CONNECTING PEOPLE.ITS LIKE NIKE:JUST DOIT. ITS LIKD PEPSI:YEH DIL MANGE MORE. ITS LIKE PAN PARAG:EK SE MERA KYA HOGA.! 83.20 Pray for mé,I went to the doctor today & he told me i had AIDS- Acquired-Intelligence & Devastating Sexappeal !!! pls dont react i will pass it to you. 84. 1)intelligent man+intelligent woman= ROMANCE 2)inteligent man+stupid woman= PREGNANCY 3)stupid man+ inteligent woman=AFAIR 4)stupid man+ stupid woman= MARIAGE LIKE YOU 85. What is the similarity between banking and having sex. In both cases you loose interest after withdrawal. 86. SEX IS LIKE NOKIA: CONNECTING PEOPLE.ITS LIKE NIKE:JUST DOIT. ITS LIKD PEPSI:YEH DIL MANGE MORE. ITS LIKE PAN PARAG:EK SE MERA KYA HOGA.! 87.NEVER FUCK TELEPHONE OPERATOR- AFTER 3MIN SHE WILL SAY YOUR TIME OUER. NEVER FUCK NURSE SHE WILL SAY NEXT PLEASE. BUT FUCK TEACHER SHE WILL SAY REPEAT AGAIN 88. Whats the similarity between an audio cassette & a female ??? They can be used on both sides, kabhi khushi kabhi gum kabhi pussy kabhi bum. 89.Gaandu bhosdika madarchod chutiya bhadva bhenchod chutmarika landfakeer chodu jhatu lundus are bad words. Do not use them. 90.Man went to hotel where only ladies r waiter he orders for milk waiter opens bra shows her balls and ask to suck milk man said thank god i didnt asked 4 water 91.girl looks at a mans tatoo:NIKE on his arms;REEBOK on his legs;she screamed wen she saw AIDS on his penis!Relax,he said,if its erect,it reads ADIDAS 92.Vajpayee to Musharraf: "Gam-E-Ulfat mein na gand maro hamari, kabhi milo fursat mein to maa chodenge tumhari." 93.SERIOUS HEALTH WARNING: Sucking a pussy is very dangerous to your health because it is 5% urine, 3% acidic, 2% fatty & 90% highly addictive 94.Talwar aur salwar me ek samanta hoti hai.Dono kehi khulne per aadmi ghayal ho jata hai.!! 95. Executive comes late home aftr havng dogstyle sex wth his secretry at the office. Wife:Were hav u been? He shouts:Sara din office mein kutte ki tara laga raha 96.Teen Vyapari Baate Karte hai 1st: Bahut mandi hai,sari me kuch nahi milta 2nd: humko blouse me do mil jate hai 3rd: ghaagre me to humko ghar ka dalna padta. 97.Goan girl Rosemary divorced her husband,Mr.Lele coz she was sick of telling her name,"Roz Meri Lele "Imagine her luck,she got re-married to Mr.Marlow 98.A MAN ASKS A WOMAN, 'DO U WANNA DO SOME MAGIC?' 'MAGIC' SHE SAYS 'WOTS THAT?' 'WELL U COME BACK 2 MY PLACE, WE FUCK, THEN U DISAPPEAR!' 99.Girl 2 boss:"I m being sexually harassed,this guy comes everyday & says:ur hair smells nice"BOSS:"So whats wrong with that"GIRL:"That guy is a dwarf" 100. A kiss is a gamble,sex is a game,boys do the action,girls get the blame,they say you are pretty,they say you are fine,but 9 months later, they say"ITS NOT MINE" 101.Why is sex a 3 letter word? It's easier to spell than.... OH MY GOD YES NO OH SHIT YES DEEPER, YES GOD NO PLEASE NO SHIT YES OH, FUCK NO YES YES YES SHIT OH GOD FUCKING HELLYES . 102. Q : What was the biggest tragedy in SHOLAY? Ans: Ek toh Sanjeev Kumar ki Biwi nahin thi aur upar se Gabbar ne uske haath kat diye.! 103. Finding love is a MISSION... making love is a fucked up AMBITION... so follow the 104. man wants 2 buy a condom, SALESGIRL,may i hold ur penis 4 size?she orders 2 assistant,give me SMALL! wait give MEDIUM! wait give me LARGE! SHIT! GIV ME A TISSUE 105. One dick says to the other-lets go watch a sexy movie. The other replies-R u crazy? Who's gonna stand

     

    Blogtrottr <busybee@blogtrottr.com> Nov 24 03:57AM  

    The Return Of Khilafah (Caliphate) - The Golden Age Of Islams Facebook-Pinnwand
     
    The Return Of Khilafah (Caliphate) - The Golden Age Of Islams Facebook-Pinnwand
     
    Badakhshan Province of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan
     
    Badakhshan was the...
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:50
     
    Badakhshan Province of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan

    Badakhshan was the only province that the Taliban did not get to conquer during their rule from 1996 to 2001.

    The Afghan Northern Alliance controlled this province, Northern Alliance was supported, armed, and funded by Iran, India, Russia, Tajikistan and The United States of America. And their Ideology was Islamic Democracy like we have in Pakistan and Iran.
     
     
     
     
     
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    Blogtrottr <busybee@blogtrottr.com> Nov 24 03:56AM  

    ummah - Social Mention
     
     
     
    Educate a man and you educate a person. Educate a woman and you educate a family. Educate a family and you educate the Ummah
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=1569147861&v=wall&story_fbid=10202326344071178
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:55
     
     
     
     
    Iran "s religious leader khomaini caught in a cross fire .Khomeini"s views reflects his people"s wrong belief .I think not all Iranians belief .peace Muslim ummah congratulating Iran "s nuclear peace Agreements with world rulers. All are happy with Iran"s move .All Iran friends can live a better peace life.
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100001594316508&v=wall&story_fbid=628509217212216
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:54
     
     
     
     
    Dear Allah. Today we strongly ask for your Protection and Blessings! Provide for our health, families and finances. Please forgive our sins and the sins of the entire Ummah. Grant us Your mercy and a place in your beautiful Jannah. Join us to say Ameen!
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=460363554047953&v=wall&story_fbid=554495001301474
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:54
     
     
     
     
    Nilai tinggi ϑΐ ijazah tidak membanggakan jika tidak ϑΐ aplikasikan dlm kehidupan sehari-hari.. (Nilai PAI)#Parenting Paud Khairu Ummah
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100001308188891&v=wall&story_fbid=579935955393339
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:52
     
     
     
     
    Bersama Naib Ketua Bahagian Kudat Tn Akram & KRT Ummah Berwawasan Kolipuon" Pitas 2013.. Perasmian kenduri kesyukuran.. "Membudayakan Perpaduan Meraikan Kepelbagaian"
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100006792873528&v=wall&story_fbid=1411605522409197
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:52
     
     
     
     
    Terbaik.. Ustaz Mamu shahul .. pencetus ummah.
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100000150413959&v=wall&story_fbid=747151541966519
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:51
     
     
     
     
    Best rupanya rancangan PENCETUS UMMAH di astro 106. Satu pembaharuan dalam menarik minat Generasi Muda utk berminat mendengar Dakwah. Peserta dan Juri yang HEBAT.
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=412952172135496&v=wall&story_fbid=501279359969443
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:51
     
     
     
     
    On the authority of Abu 'Abbaas 'Abdillaah bin 'Abbaas (radiAllaahu anhumaa) who said : One day I was behind the Prophet (sallAllaahu alayhi wa sallam) [riding on the same mount] and he said : O young man, I shall teach you some words [of advice]: Be Mindful of Allaah and Allaah will protect you. Be Mindful of Allaah and you will find Him in front of you. If you ask, then ask Allaah [alone]; and if you seek help, then seek help from Allaah [alone]. And know that if the Nation were to gather together to benefit you with anything, they would not benefit you except with what Allaah had already prescribed for you. And if they were to gather together to harm you with anything, they would not harm you except with what Allaah had already prescribed against you. The Pens have been lifted and the Pages have dried. It was related by at-Tirmidhee, who said it was a Good and Sound Hadeeth. Another narration, other than that of Tirmidhee, reads : Be Mindful of Allaah, and you will find Him in front of you. Recognise and Acknowledge Allaah in times of ease and prosperity, and He will Remember you in times of adversity. And know that what has passed you by [and you have failed to attain] was not going to befall you, and what has befallen you was not going to pass you by. And know that Victory comes with Patience, Relief with Affliction, and Hardship with Ease. Explanation of Hadeeth Number 19 The virtues and outstanding traits of 'Abdullaah bin 'Abbaas (radiAllaahu anhumaa) are more than can be enumerated, and the Prophet (sallAllaahu alayhi wa sallam) supplicated for him and said : "Oh Allaah! Grant him understanding (fiqh) of the Religion and teach him the Interpretation", and he also supplicated for him that he be given Wisdom twice over. And it has been narrated that he [ibn 'Abbaas] said that he "saw Jibreel (alayhi as-salaam) twice", though this narration is mursal and is not established. And Ibn 'Abbaas (radiAllaahu anhu) is the Ocean of Knowledge of this Ummah, and its Learned Scholar. And the Messenger of Allaah (sallAllaahu alayhi wa sallam) considered him to be worthy of carrying a Legacy/Advice from him despite his small age, and so he said to him : "Be Mindful of Allaah and Allaah will protect you", and its meaning is "Be obedient to your Lord, ordering whatever He has ordered and forbidding whatever He has forbidden". And his (sallAllaahu alayhi wa sallam) statement : "Be Mindful of Allaah and you will find Him in front of you" means "Perform your actions for His sake out of His obedience, and let yourself not be seen to oppose or disobey Him, then you will find Allaah with you in times of difficulty", as happened to the three men who fled to a cave to seek shelter from torrential rain, whereupon a huge rock descended upon the entrance to the cave and sealed it. So they said to one another : "Look to the pious actions that you have performed [in the past] and ask Allaah ta'aalaa by them, for verily He is the only One who can save us from this." So each one of them mentioned a good action that they had performed previously, purely for the sake of their Lord, so Allaah removed the rock that was blocking the entrance to the cave, and they were free from their imprisonment, and their story is well known from the Saheeh [of Muslim]. [Note: This story shows that one of the permissible, and indeed recommended, forms of Tawassul, or seeking Waseelah to Allaah, is through the good actions that one has performed.] And his (sallAllaahu alayhi wa sallam) statement : "If you ask, then ask Allaah [alone]; and if you seek help, then seek help from Allaah [alone]" guides us to having Trust and Reliance upon our Protector, and that we should not take any Ilaah (object of Worship) except Him, and that we should not depend upon or be attached to anyone other than Him in all our affairs, no matter how small they may be. And Allaah ta'aalaa has said : "And whosoever puts his trust in Allaah, then He will suffice him" [at-Talaaq, 3]. So according to the degree by which a person relies upon other than Allaah ta'aalaa in his desires and by his heart, or in his hopes, then proportionately he has turned away from his Lord to those who cannot hurt him nor benefit him. And similarly in the case of Fear of other than Allaah, and the Prophet (sallAllaahu alayhi wa sallam) emphasised this when he said : "And know that if the Nation were to gather together to benefit you with anything, they would not benefit you except with what Allaah had already prescribed for you", and similarly in the case of harm. And this is the essence of Eemaan in Qadr, and having eemaan in it is obligatory, the good of it and the evil of it. And once a Believer has conviction (yaqeen) in this then he sees no benefit in asking from other than Allaah or seeking help from them. And similar to this is the answer of al-Khaleel [Ibraaheem] alayhi as-salaam, to the question of Jibreel (alayhi as-salaam) when he was in the air having been thrown towards the Great Fire : "Do you have any need ?" to which he replied : "As for from you, then no. As for from Allaah, then definitely." And his (sallAllaahu alayhi wa sallam) statement : "The Pens have been lifted and the Pages have dried" further emphasises what has preceeded, and there is no contradiction with that by way of abrogation or change. And his (sallAllaahu alayhi wa sallam) statement : "And know that Victory comes with Patience, Relief with Affliction, and Hardship with Ease" informs him [Ibn 'Abbaas] to take note that Man in this World will be presented with trials and misfortunes, especially the Pious, due to the statement of Allaah 'azza wa jall : 155. And certainly, We shall test you with something of fear, hunger, loss of wealth, lives and fruits, but give glad tidings to As-Saabireen (the patient ones) 156. Who, when afflicted with calamity, say: "Truly! To Allaah we belong and truly, to Him we shall return." 157. They are those on whom are the Salawaat (blessings) from their Lord, and (they are those who) receive His Mercy, and it is they who are the guided-ones. [al-Baqarah, 155-157] and Allaah ta'aalaa has also said : Only those who are patient shall receive their rewards in full, without reckoning. [az-Zumar, 10] Summary : That it is allowed for two people to be seated on a mount if it does not over-burden the animal That if one takes care about Allaah's Rights, then He takes care of him That if one takes care of Allaah's Rights, then He helps him That one must ask of Allaah only, and seek His help only That we cannot be harmed or benefitted by anything or anyone, no matter how large they are in number or strong they appear, except by that which Allaah allows That what Allaah has allowed in our destiny will definitely occur That one should remember and take care of Allaah's Rights in times of ease, and Allaah will take care of him in times of difficulty That Victory comes with Patience That relief comes after suffering That ease comes after difficulties
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100000533981275&v=wall&story_fbid=724947384199721
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:51
     
     
     
     
    Vote for ustaz salman...program Pencetus Ummah...
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=550426300&v=wall&story_fbid=10151758996381301
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:49
     
     
     
     
    Perempuan amat hebat. Lelaki dan perempuan saling memerlukan. -Mamu peserta dr Pencetus Ummah.
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100006433698061&v=wall&story_fbid=1488066594751116
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:49
     
     
     
     
    ummah
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100006780540571&v=wall&story_fbid=1410512509184754
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:48
     
     
     
     
    Istilah Ummah mengandung pengertian: kumpulan manusia yang para anggotanya memiliki tujuan yang sama, yang satu sama lain saling bahu-membahu agar bisa bergerak menuju tujuan yang mereka cita-citakan, berdasarkan kepemimpinan kolektif. @Ummah dan Imamah, Hlm. 52
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=467086086742847&v=wall&story_fbid=488854564565999
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:48
     
     
     
     
    Dear Allah. Today we strongly ask for your Protection and Blessings! Provide for our health, families and finances. Please forgive our sins and the sins of the entire Ummah. Grant us Your mercy and a place in your beautiful Jannah. Join us to say Ameen!
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100000405895376&v=wall&story_fbid=659073507449506
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:48
     
     
     
     
    #Muhammed s.a.w giving an example of Muslim unity Hadith: "The Muslim #Ummah is like one body. If the eye is in pain then the whole body is in pain and if the head is in pain then the whole body is in pain"
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100002375853724&v=wall&story_fbid=533432843412573
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:47
     
     
     
     
    Pencetus Ummah
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100000281541395&v=wall&story_fbid=689350714417640
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:47
     
     
     
     
    Aku ingat tahun depan nak masuk pencetus ummah lah..
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=670375147&v=wall&story_fbid=10152062938425148
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:47
     
     
     
     
    Cerita tentang Allahyarham Akhi Ahmad Ammar. Bismillah... Assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh. Oleh krn rmai yg brtanya dan ingin mngenali lebih dekat siapa Al-Marhum Ahmad Ammar Bin Azam yg baru2 ini mnggemparkn ummah dgn pemergian beliau mnghadap Ilahi. Maka sy sbg sahabat spengajian beliau di Turki brasa brtanggungjwab utk mmperkenalkn serta mem 'promote' kn sgl kebaikan yg beliau prnah lakukn smasa hayatnya mudah2an ia dikira ilmu brmanfaat yg dtinggalkan beliau (yg mana pahalanya brterusan shingga kiamat). Harap kpd siapa yg baca, baca lah smp tamat. Maaf ia agak pnjang dan akan mngambil masa paling kurang 5 minit dgn bnyak ayat yg x trsusun. Beliau ntara student Msia trawal ( beliau batch ke 2, sy ke-4 walaupun smp skrg student msia d Turki x smp 35 org pun) yg mlawan arus perdana apabila mmilih Turki sbg destinasi pngajian setelah SPM. Sbb tu kami pggil beliau Abg Long. Agak aneh, seorang yg pernah dinobat sbg pelajar kedua trbaik SPM 2010 di RMC dgn pencapaian 9A1 1A2 mmilih utk smbung d Turki, Negara yg sering dlabel sbg Negara eropah yg 'sakit'. patutnya beliau ke tempat yg lebih brprestij. dah la amb Turki, ingatkn amb medic ke, atau engineering, tgk2 amb sejarah, bidang yg sering diamb oleh student gred C dan D, sjarah Uthmaniyyah plak tu. MashaAllah. Bila prtama kali sy tnya beliau knapa pilih Turki dan amb sejarah. Jawapan beliau "Turki ni dulu prnah jd pusat Dunia Islam 600 tahun, xde kuasa dunia yg lg lama drpd tu, Negara lain pun respect n tunduk dgn Turki, knapa kita x bngga, tu sjarah kita. kita boleh kmbalikn balik sjarah tu. lpstu kita ni da blaja tinggi2 last2 org yg blaja lebih2 kurang plak control kita. sbb tu ana amb sejarah". Cukup trsentak dgn jawpan tajam beliau. Beliau seorg yg sgt pndiam, tp skali beliau cakap, smua org nk dgr dan akan ingat ap yg beliau cakap. Beliau jg sgt susah nk gelak ketawa, tp skali beliau ketawa smua org ingat bila dan apa yg buat beliau ketawa. Beliau jgn haraplah nk brckp dgn perempuan, sgt kekok klu beliau dlm situasi trsebut. prnah skali beliau bwk student msia overseas yg dtg cuti d Turki dn kebetulannya perempuan, oleh krn beliau malu nk bg tahu kt perempuan trsebut, beliau call seorang sahabat kami yg amb master d Turki utk tlg bg tau perempuan tu apa yg dia nk bg tau. Padahal beliau ad dpan prempuan trsebut. MashaAllah begitu skali beliau mnjaga dirinya. Beliau seorang yg sgt rajin menolong, klu ad prgrm ap2 d rumah, beliau org yg pertama smp utk bantu bentang tikar, sapu2, kadang2 masak dan hidangkan makanan. beliau jgla yg last skali balik sbb nk bantu gulung tikar, sapu2 balik, basuh pinggan dn bungkuskn makanan. Sungguh luar biasa akhlak serta tingkah laku beliau. Beliau sgt sopan santun, sgt brjaga2 ketika brtanya dn sgt brdisiplin. sbb beliau prnah ckp "dulu mse kecik2 mmng kuat ah main2 tp lpas masuk RMC mmng kna train habis". Sy cukup rapat dgn beliau dan keluarga beliau malah sy mngenali bapa beliau Hj. Azam sudah 10 tahun. mana tidaknya msa first time sy ngaji dpan org umur 8 tahun, atas prmintaan bapa beliau lah yg ketika itu masih Presiden ABIM, sejak itu lg sy aktif dlm prgrm ABIM dan WADAH sehingga kini. Sejak sy smp d Turki, klu sabtu ahad, sy akan prgi ke rumah beliau dkt Fetih Mahallesi (hari2 lain sy d asrama Turki) ,mkan sma2, beliau masak, brsukan, brdiskusi smp tulis kt whiteboard dan akan tidur d biliknya. ntara cara beliau ialah sbelum tidur dan bangkit dr tidur, beliau akan tepuk tilam dan baca 3 surah Qul, pd masa tu sy ingat mungkin dr sek. menengah lg kot dia mcm ni. Beliau sering tidur lewat krn mmbaca buku (buku2 nya bnyak yg dah ghabak dan bnyak tulisan menunjukkan yg mmng beliau mmbacanya). Bulan lpas, sy dminta utk bentang mngenai sejarah Uthmaniyyah di laman Univ. Terbuka Anak Muda (UTAM), beliaulah yg sy jdkn rujukn utama. beliau pun bg la buku2 dan article2 sbg prsediaan utk sy. Beliau jg cadangkn supaya setiap minggu mesti ad student yg akan present mngenai apa2 ikut bidang masing2. Ketika Eid Adha yg lalu, kami (student Msia) brkump. brsama2 selama sminggu. dlm seminggu tu ad 1 hari full prgrm dr pg smp mlm. kami dibahagi2 ikut kump. Dtakdirkn Allah, kump sy dketuai oleh beliau. tp yg lawaknya nama kump sy yg beliau bg.oleh sbb beliau sgt suka Sultan Muhammed Al-Fatih, maka nama kump kami yg beliau bg ialah 'Fatih Var Mı?' yg brmaksud Fatih ade ke? sgt kelakar sbb nama kump kami soalan. Jd setiap kali nama kump kami dpanggil, smua akan ketawa trbahak2 trmasuk kami dn beliau sendiri. Tugasan kami adalah pg ke muzium Atatürk dn buat skit research. Dlm muzium itu, beliau seolah2 jd penceramah apabila sgl gambar2 yg ad dlm muzium trsebut beliau trangkn dgn detail lebih drpd petugas2 muzium trangkn pd kami. Ad skali tu time mkan mlm d rumahnya, beliau crita pngalaman beliau smasa mngikuti misi kmanusiaan d Syria. Beliau kt,"Ana ni bukannya reti Arab". smua org yg mnyertai misi

     

    Blogtrottr <busybee@blogtrottr.com> Nov 24 03:55AM  

    Abu Abdullah - Social Mention
     
     
     
    KISAH ORANG DAHULU MENJADI TELADAN RANG KINI Salamullahi Alaikum ABU LAHAB. Firman Allah: بسم الله ارحمن الرحيم تبت يا ابي لهب وتب. ما اغنى عنه ماله وما كسب . سيصلى نارا دات لهب وامراءته . حمالة الخطب . في جيدها حبل من مسد: المسد:1-5 Ertinya: Dengan nama Allah, Pemurah, penyayang.. "Rugilah hendaknya dua tangan Abu Lahab, dan (sebenarnya) telah rugi ia. "Tidak memberi faedah kepadanya hartanya dan (tidak) apa yang ia usahakan. "Ia akan masuk di api yang menjulang.. "Dan (juga) isterinya pembawa kayu bakaran. "Yang di lehernya ada tali dari sabut".. Nama sebenarnya ialah Abdul Izzi bin Abdul Mutalib bin Hashim. Al-Ezzi adalah nama sebuah berhala. Nama gelarannya juga ialah Abu Lahab, kerana mukanya yang kemerah-merahan dan keelokannya. Ia juga terkenal dengan kemuliaan turunan, kerana beiiau adalah anak penghulu Quraisy yang hebat bernama Abdul Mutalib bin Hashim. Namun beliau tidaklah seiras dengan saudara kandung yang lain- Abu Talib, Al Abbas dan Hamzah. Abu Lahab terkenal dengan tahi judi, kerana dia terlalu gila berjudi.. Tatkala Abdul Mutalib - ketua Bani Hashim menggali telaga zam-zam- ia telah menemui disana berbilah-biah pedang, perisai dan dua patung kijang emas yang telah ditanam sebeumnya oleh Jarham. Maka Abu Lahab pun menggantungkan kijang emas iti di Kabah . Dia lah orang pertama menggantung patung di Kaabah.. Pada suatu hari Abu Lahab dan kawan-kawannya telah kehabisan arak, dan mereka tahu ,satu rombongan dari Syam akan sampai kesitu dengan membawa arak yang banyak. Mereka pun berpakat sesama sendiri, lalu mencuri satu daripada patung kijang emas tadi dan menukarkannya dengan arak dari rombongan tersebut.. Dalam keadaan begitu, Abdullah bin Jud'an, dan beberapa orang Quraisy lainnya , tatkala bertawaf diKaabah, telah mendapati patung kijan emas itu telah hilang sebuah, lalu keduanya pun menceritakan tentang kehilangan itu kepada penghulu Bani Hashim .penghulu itu mengsyaki ianya adalah perbuatan Abu Lahab, lalu dengan segera mendapatkannya, dan bertanya tentangnya, namun Abu Lahab telah pun melarikan diri.. Bersambung..
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100000202474032&v=wall&story_fbid=760379417312134
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:55
     
     
     
     
    KAMI MERINDUKAN MU WAHAI RASULULLAH ;( Kisah Bilal : Aku tidak Akan Mengumandangkan Azan Lagi (Yang ngaku Umat Nabi Muhammad jangan lupa jempolnya ya sob) Pada waktu dhuha di hari Senin 12 Rabi'ul Awal 11 H (hari wafatnya Rasulullah shalallahu alaihi wasallam) masuklah putri beliau Fathimah radhiyallahu anha ke dalam kamar Rasulullah shalallahu alaihi wasallam, lalu dia menangis saat masuk kamar Rasulullah Shalallahu 'Alaihi Wassalam. Dia menangis karena biasanya setiap kali dia masuk menemui Rasullullah Shalallahu 'Alaihi Wassalam, beliau berdiri dan menciumnya di antara kedua matanya, akan tetapi sekarang beliau tidak mampu berdiri untuknya. Maka Rasulullah Shalallahu 'Alaihi Wassalam bersabda kepadanya: "Mendekatlah kemari wahai Fathimah." Beliaupun membisikkan sesuatu di telinganya, maka dia pun menangis. Kemudian beliau bersabda lagi untuk kedua kalinya:" Mendekatlah kemari wahai Fathimah." Beliaupun membisikkan sesuatu sekali lagi, maka diapun tertawa. Maka setelah kematian Rasulullah Shalallahu 'Alaihi Wassalam, mereka bertanya kepada Fathimah : "Apa yg telah dibisikkan oleh Rasulullah Shalallahu 'Alaihi Wassalam kepadamu sehingga engkau menangis, dan apa pula yang beliau bisikkan hingga engkau tertawa?" Fathimah berkata: "Pertama kalinya beliau berkata kepadaku: "Wahai Fathimah, aku akan meninggal malam ini." Maka akupun menangis. Maka saat beliau mendapati tangisanku beliau kembali berkata kepadaku:" Engkau wahai Fathimah, adalah keluargaku yg pertama kali akan bertemu denganku." Maka akupun tertawa. Rasulullah Shalallahu 'Alaihi Wassalam memanggil Hasan dan Husain, beliau mencium keduanya dan berwasiat kebaikan kepada keduanya. Lalu Nabi Shalallahu 'Alaihi Wassalam memanggil semua istrinya, menasehati dan mengingatkan mereka. Beliau berwasiat kepada seluruh manusia yang hadir agar menjaga shalat. Beliau mengulang-ulang wasiat itu. Lalu rasa sakitpun terasa semakin berat, maka beliau bersabda:" Keluarkanlah siapa saja dari rumahku." Beliau bersabda:" Mendekatlah kepadaku wahai 'Aisyah!" Beliaupun tidur di dada istri beliau 'Aisyah radhiyallahu anha. 'Aisyah berkata:" Beliau mengangkat tangan beliau seraya bersabda:" Bahkan Ar-Rafiqul A'la bahkan Ar-Rafiqul A'la." Maka diketahuilah bahwa disela-sela ucapan beliau, beliau disuruh memilih diantara kehidupan dunia atau Ar-Rafiqul A'la. Masuklah malaikat Jibril alaihis salam menemui Nabi Shalallahu 'Alaihi Wassalam seraya berkata:" Malaikat maut ada di pintu, meminta izin untuk menemuimu, dan dia tidak pernah meminta izin kepada seorangpun sebelummu." Maka beliau berkata kepadanya:" Izinkan untuknya wahai Jibril." Masuklah malaikat Maut seraya berkata:" Assalamu'alaika wahai Rasulullah. Allah telah mengutusku untuk memberikan pilihan kepadamu antara tetap tinggal di dunia atau bertemu dengan Allah di Akhirat." Maka Nabi Shalallahu 'Alaihi Wassalam bersabda:" Bahkan aku memilih Ar-Rafiqul A'la (Teman yang tertinggi), bahkan aku memilih Ar-Rafiqul A'la, bersama-sama dengan orang-orang yang dianugerahi nikmat oleh Allah yaitu :para nabi, para shiddiqiin, orang-orang yg mati syahid dan orang-orang saleh. Dan mereka itulah rafiq (teman) yang sebaik-baiknya." 'Aisyah menuturkan bahwa sebelum Rasulullah Shalallahu 'Alaihi Wassalam wafat, ketika beliau bersandar pada dadanya, dan dia mendengarkan beliau secara seksama, beliau berdo'a: "Ya Allah, ampunilah aku, rahmatilah aku dan susulkan aku pada ar-rafiq al-a'la. Ya Allah (aku minta) ar-rafiq al-a'la, Ya Allah (aku minta) ar-rafiq al-a'la." Berdirilah malaikat Maut disisi kepala Nabi Shalallahu 'Alaihi Wassalam- sebagaimana dia berdiri di sisi kepala salah seorang diantara kita- dan berkata:" Wahai roh yang bagus, roh Muhammad ibn Abdillah, keluarlah menuju keridhaan Allah, dan menuju Rabb yang ridha dan tidak murka." Sayyidah 'Aisyah berkata:"Maka jatuhlah tangan Nabi Shalallahu 'Alaihi Wassalam, dan kepala beliau menjadi berat di atas dadaku, dan sungguh aku telah tahu bahwa beliau telah wafat." Dia berkata:"Aku tidak tahu apa yang harus aku lakukan, tidak ada yang kuperbuat selain keluar dari kamarku menuju masjid, yang disana ada para sahabat, dan kukatakan:" Rasulullah telah wafat, Rasulullah telah wafat, Rasulullah telah wafat." Maka mengalirlah tangisan di dalam masjid. Ali bin Abi Thalib radhiyallahu anhu terduduk karena beratnya kabar tersebut, 'Ustman bin Affan radhiyallahu anhu seperti anak kecil menggerakkan tangannya ke kanan dan kekiri. Adapun Umar bin al-Khaththab radhiyallahu anhu berkata:" Jika ada seseorang yang mengatakan bahwa Rasulullah Shalallahu 'Alaihi Wassalam telah meninggal, akan kupotong kepalanya dengan pedangku, beliau hanya pergi untuk menemui Rabb-Nya sebagaimana Musa alaihis salam pergi untuk menemui Rabb-Nya." Adapun orang yg paling tegar adalah Abu Bakar radhiyallahu anhu, dia masuk kepada Rasulullah Shalallahu 'Alaihi Wassalam, memeluk beliau dan berkata:"Wahai sahabatku, wahai kekasihku, wahai bapakku." Kemudian dia mencium Nabi Shalallahu 'Alaihi Wassalam dan berkata : "Anda mulia dalam hidup dan dalam keadaan mati." Keluarlah Abu Bakar menemui manusia dan berkata:" Barangsiapa menyembah Muhammad, maka Muhammad sekarang telah wafat, dan barangsiapa yang menyembah Allah, maka sesungguhnya Allah kekal, hidup, dan tidak akan mati." Maka akupun keluar dan menangis, aku mencari tempat untuk menyendiri dan aku menangis sendiri." Inna lillahi wainna ilaihi raji'un, telah berpulang ke rahmat Allah orang yang paling mulia, orang yg paling kita cintai pada waktu dhuha ketika memanas di hari Senin 12 Rabiul Awal 11 H tepat pada usia 63 tahun lebih 4 hari. semoga shalawat dan salam selalu tercurah untuk Nabi kiat tercinta Muhammad Shalallahu 'Alaihi Wassalam. Langit Madinah kala itu mendung. Bukan mendung biasa, tetapi mendung yang kental dengan kesuraman dan kesedihan. Seluruh manusia bersedih, burung-burung enggan berkicau, daun dan mayang kurma enggan melambai, angin enggan berhembus, bahkan matahari enggan nampak. Seakan-akan seluruh alam menangis, kehilangan sosok manusia yang diutus sebagai rahmat sekalian alam. Di salah satu sudut Masjid Nabawi, sesosok pria yang legam kulitnya menangis tanpa bisa menahan tangisnya. Waktu shalat telah tiba. Bilal bin Rabah, pria legam itu, beranjak menunaikan tugasnya yang biasa: mengumandangkan adzan. "Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar…" Suara beningnya yang indah nan lantang terdengar di seantero Madinah. Penduduk Madinah beranjak menuju masjid. Masih dalam kesedihan, sadar bahwa pria yang selama ini mengimami mereka tak akan pernah muncul lagi dari biliknya di sisi masjid. "Asyhadu anla ilaha illallah, Asyhadu anla ilaha ilallah…." Suara bening itu kini bergetar. Penduduk Madinah bertanya-tanya, ada apa gerangan. Jamaah yang sudah berkumpul di masjid melihat tangan pria legam itu bergetar tak beraturan. "Asy…hadu.. an..na.. M..Mu..mu..hammmad…" Suara bening itu tak lagi terdengar jelas. Kini tak hanya tangan Bilal yang bergetar hebat, seluruh tubuhnya gemetar tak beraturan, seakan-akan ia tak sanggup berdiri dan bisa roboh kapanpun juga. Wajahnya sembab. Air matanya mengalir deras, tidak terkontrol. Air matanya membasahi seluruh kelopak, pipi, dagu, hingga jenggot. Tanah tempat ia berdiri kini dipenuhi oleh bercak-bercak bekas air matanya yang jatuh ke bumi. Seperti tanah yang habis di siram rintik-rintik air hujan. Ia mencoba mengulang kalimat adzannya yang terputus. Salah satu kalimat dari dua kalimat syahadat. Kalimat persaksian bahwa Muhammad bin Abdullah adalah Rasul ALLAH. "Asy…ha..du. .annna…" Kali ini ia tak bisa meneruskan lebih jauh. Tubuhnya mulai limbung. Sahabat yang tanggap menghampirinya, memeluknya dan meneruskan adzan yang terpotong. Saat itu tak hanya Bilal yang menangis, tapi seluruh jamaah yang berkumpul di Masjid Nabawi, bahkan yang tidak berada di masjid ikut menangis. Mereka semua merasakan kepedihan ditinggal Kekasih ALLAH untuk selama-lamanya. Semua menangis, tapi tidak seperti Bilal. Tangis Bilal lebih deras dari semua penduduk Madinah. Tak ada yang tahu persis kenapa Bilal seperti itu, tapi Abu Bakar ash-Shiddiq radhiyallahu anhu tahu. Ia pun membebastugaskan Bilal dari tugas mengumandangkan adzan. Saat mengumandangkan adzan, tiba-tiba kenangannya bersama Rasulullah shalallahu alaihi wasallam berkelabat tanpa ia bisa membendungnya. Ia teringat bagaimana Rasulullah shalallahu alaihi wasallam memuliakannya di saat ia selalu terhina, hanya karena ia budak dari Afrika. Ia teringat bagaimana Rasulullah shalallahu alaihi wasallam menjodohkannya. Saat itu Rasulullah meyakinkan keluarga mempelai wanita dengan berkata, "Bilal adalah pasangan dari surga, nikahkanlah saudari perempuanmu dengannya". Pria legam itu terenyuh mendengar sanjungan Sang Nabi akan dirinya, seorang pria berkulit hitam, tidak tampan, dan mantan budak. Kenangan-kenangan akan sikap Rasul yang begitu lembut pada dirinya berkejar-kejaran saat ia mengumandangkan adzan. Ingatan akan sabda Rasul, "Bilal, istirahatkanlah kami dengan shalat." lalu ia pun beranjak adzan, muncul begitu saja tanpa ia bisa dibendung. Kini tak ada lagi suara lembut yang meminta istirahat dengan shalat. Bilal pun teringat bahwa ia biasanya pergi menuju bilik Nabi yang berdampingan dengan Masjid Nabawi setiap mendekati waktu shalat. Di depan pintu bilik Rasul, Bilal berkata, "Saatnya untuk shalat, saatnya untuk meraih kemenangan. Wahai Rasulullah, saatnya untuk shalat." Kini tak ada lagi pria mulia di balik bilik itu yang akan keluar dengan wajah yang ramah dan penuh rasa terima kasih karena sudah diingatkan akan waktu shalat. Bilal teringat, saat shalat 'Ied dan shalat Istisqa' ia selalu berjalan di depan. Rasulullah dengan tombak di tangan menuju tempat diselenggarakan shalat. Salah satu dari tiga tombak pemberian Raja Habasyah kepada Rasulullah shalallahu alaihi wasallam. Satu diberikan Rasul kepada Umar bin Khattab, satu untuk dirinya sendiri, dan satu ia berikan kepada Bilal. Kini hanya tombak itu saja yang masih ada, tanpa diiringi pria mulia yang memberikannya tombak tersebut. Hati Bilal makin perih. Seluruh kenangan itu bertumpuk-tumpuk, membuncah bercampur dengan rasa rindu dan cinta yang sangat pada diri Bilal. Bilal sudah tidak tahan lagi. Ia tidak sanggup lagi untuk mengumandangkan adzan. Abu Bakar tahu akan perasaan Bilal. Saat Bilal meminta izin untuk tidak mengumandankan adzan lagi, beliau mengizinkannya. Saat Bilal meminta izin untuk meninggalkan Madinah, Abu Bakar kembali mengizinkan. Bagi Bilal, setiap sudut kota Madinah akan selalu membangkitkan kenangan akan Rasul, dan itu akan semakin membuat dirinya merana karena rindu. Ia memutuskan meninggalkan kota itu. Ia pergi ke Damaskus bergabung dengan mujahidin di sana. Madinah semakin berduka. Setelah ditinggal al-Musthafa, kini mereka ditinggal pria legam mantan budak tetapi memiliki hati secemerlang cermin. Awalnya, ash-Shiddiq merasa ragu untuk mengabulkan permohonan Bilal sekaligus mengizinkannya keluar dari kota Madinah, namun Bilal mendesaknya seraya berkata, "Jika dulu engkau membeliku untuk kepentingan dirimu sendiri, maka engkau berhak menahanku, tapi jika engkau telah memerdekakanku karena Allah, maka biarkanlah aku bebas menuju kepada-Nya." Abu Bakar menjawab, "Demi Allah, aku benar-benar membelimu untuk Allah, dan aku memerdekakanmu juga karena Allah." Bilal menyahut, "Kalau begitu, aku tidak akan pernah mengumandangkan azan untuk siapa pun setelah Rasulullah Shalallahu 'alaihi wasallam wafat." Abu Bakar menjawab, "Baiklah, aku mengabulkannya." Bilal pergi meninggalkan Madinah bersama pasukan pertama yang dikirim oleh Abu Bakar. Ia tinggal di daerah Darayya yang terletak tidak jauh dari kota Damaskus. Bilal benar-benar tidak mau mengumandangkan adzan hingga kedatangan Umar ibnul Khaththab ke wilayah Syam, yang kembali bertemu dengan Bilal Radhiallahu 'anhu setelah terpisah cukup lama. Jazirah Arab kembali berduka. Kini sahabat terdekat Muhammad shalallahu alaihi wasallam, khalifah pertama, menyusulnya ke pangkuan Ilahi. Pria yang bergelar Al-Furqan menjadi penggantinya. Umat Muslim menaruh harapan yang besar kepadanya. Umar bin Khattab berangkat ke Damaskus, Syria. Tujuannya hanya satu, menemui Bilal dan membujuknya untuk mengumandangkan adzan kembali. Setelah dua tahun yang melelahkan; berperang melawan pembangkang zakat, berperang dengan mereka yang mengaku Nabi, dan berupaya menjaga keutuhan umat; Umar berupaya menyatukan umat dan menyemangati mereka yang mulai lelah akan pertikaian. Umar berupaya mengumpulkan semua muslim ke masjid untuk bersama-sama merengkuh kekuatan dari Yang Maha Kuat. Sekaligus kembali menguatkan cinta mereka kepada Rasul-Nya. Umar membujuk Bilal untuk kembali mengumandangkan adzan. Bilal menolak, tetapi bukan Umar namanya jika khalifah kedua tersebut mudah menyerah. Ia kembali membujuk dan membujuk. "Hanya sekali", bujuk Umar. "Ini semua untuk umat. Umat yang dicintai Muhammad, umat yang dipanggil Muhammad saat sakaratul mautnya. Begitu besar cintamu kepada Muhammad, maka tidakkah engkau cinta pada umat yang dicintai Muhammad?" Bilal tersentuh. Ia menyetujui untuk kembali mengumandangkan adzan. Hanya sekali, saat waktu Subuh.. Hari saat Bilal akan mengumandangkan adzan pun tiba. Berita tersebut sudah tersiar ke seantero negeri. Ratusan hingga ribuan kaum muslimin memadati masjid demi mendengar kembali suara bening yang legendaris itu. "Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar…" "Asyhadu anla ilaha illallah, Asyhadu anla ilaha illallah…" "Asyhadu anna

     

    Blogtrottr <busybee@blogtrottr.com> Nov 24 03:52AM  

    dawa - Social Mention
     
     
     
    Time to flee! XD Borrow the vehicle dawa, to lazy to walk.. Gotta go look for my sister also. :L always goes mia that one.. hahahajk. idk, but.. bye:)
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:51
     
     
     
     
    ha ha haaaa,eti kuna maccm leo yanamuona zitto ni mzuri kwao na kumtetea baada ya kuvuliwa vyeo ndani ya chadema......usariti ni kitu kibaya sana....na dawa ya wasariti ni kunyongwa tu...
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:51
     
     
     
     
    Ahadees Mubaraka: 1."Jab tm haya na kro to jo chaahe karo" (MUSLIM). 2."Tum aisy admi k pas na jana jo ghaib k ilm ka dawa krny wale ho" (Sahi Muslim) 3."Qabron ko sajda gaah na banao." (Sahi Muslim) 4."Lazzaton ko khatam karne waali maot ko kasrat se yaad kiya kro." (Sahi Bukhari) 5."Dunya me aise raho jaise ajnabi ya musafir." (Sahi Bukhari) 6."Allah us k chehre ko tar-o-taza rakhta he jo hadees ko sune, or aage barhaye". (Sahi Muslim)
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:51
     
     
     
     
    Dard-E-Dil Me pr uska ehsas nhi hota, R ota hai dil jb wo pas nhi hota, Barbad ho gaye hm unki mohabbt mai, Aur wo kehte hai ki is tarha pyaar nhi hota, kya-kya chupaye kya -kya bataye is Dard-E-Dil ko kise sunae k Dard hota jism me to dawa kar lete, par is bari dil ki dwa kese banaye, Kaise batein unse kii, Dil ka dard ho gyaaa haii,
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:50
     
     
     
     
    Kuch Zakhm Sadiyoun Baad Bhi Taaza Rehte Hai Waqt Ke Paas Bhi Har Marz Ki Dawa Nahi Hoti..
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:50
     
     
     
     
    Barbad kar gaye vo jindagi pyar ke naam se Bewafai mili bs wafa ke naam pe Zakham hi zakham diye usne dawa ke naam pe Asman bhi ro pada meri mohabbat ke anjam se. . . . .
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:49
     
     
     
     
    Mambo ya msingi kuyasoma na kuyatumia kila siku ( majibu ya kufanikiwa katika maisha) 1. Usijilinganishe Maisha yako na watu wengine, huwezi jua wao wanatumia njia gani kufanikiwa 2. Usiwe na mawazo hasi kwenye vitu usivyo na uwezo navyo, ila wekeza nguvu zako katika kila ulifanyanlo sasa na utafanikiwa. 3. Usifanye kazi kwa kujitesa na nje ya uwezo wako, fanya kazi kwa kadri ya uwezo wako 4. Usijiumize sana kufikiria ya baadae, jaribu kuwa makini na wakati uliopo kwani ndio utakueleza baadae yako itakuaje 5. Usimalize nguvu zako katika umbea, chuki na majungu 6. Ota ndoto za mafanikio ukiwa macho, hakikisha unajitahidi kutimiza malengo yako kwa kufanya mikakati yako kuwa na mashiko 7. Kumbuka una kila kitu cha kukufanya ufanikiwe, mfano afya, akili, na fursa mbele yako 8. Kamwe usijikite katika yaliyopita au kumkumbusha mtu yoyote mambo yaliyopita kwani yanaweza kuiharibu furaha ya sasa 9. Maisha ni mafupi sana hivyo usipoteze muda kumchukia mtu yeyote yule 10. Sahau na kukubaliana na makosa yako ya zamani ili yasije kukuharibia mipango ya sasa 11. Hakuna atakaekuja kukupa furaha katika Maisha ako zaidi yako wewe mwenyewe 12. Kumbuka Maisha ni chuo na upo kwa ajili ya kujifunza hivyo tengeneza CV yako vyema kwani kila ujifunzacho kina maana katika Maisha yako ya sasa na ya baadae. 13. JItahidi kufurahi kila mara na kila siku kwani ni dawa tosha ya kukupunguzia maumivu ya Maisha 14. Usitake kushinda kila mabishano/majadiliano , jaribu kukubalina au kukataa 15. Wasilina na famila yako mara kwa mara 16. Kila siku fanya kitu chenye kuwafurahisha wakuzungukao na Mungu wako 17. Uwe mtu wa kusamehe na kusahau 18. Pata muda wa kuzungumza na watu wenye umri wa miaka 70 na miaka chini ya 6 kuna mengi ya kujifunza 19. JItahidi angalau watu 3 uwafurahishe kwa siku 20. Vitu ambavyo watu wanaviwaza kuhusu wewe havikuhusu hivyo kuwa mpole 21. Kazi yako haitakuuguza ukiwa unaumwa, hivyo jitahidi kuwa na mahusiano mazuri na familia na marafiki 22. Umfanye MUNGU awe wa kwanza katika kila kitu unachokifikiria au kukifanya na utafanikiwa kwani MUNGU ni muweza wa vyote 23. Fanya vitu vyenye uhalisia na uwe tayari kwa kila matokeo 24. Pamoja na shida na majaribu uliyonayo jitahidi kutoifanya dunia itambue hilo 25. Kila siku kabla ya kulala mshukuru MUNGU kwa siku nzuri na ukiamka asubuhi hakikisha unamshukuru MUNGU kwa kukuamsha salama 26. Kama unamfahamu MUNGU kila siku utaishi kwa furaha sana na kumbuka ishi kwa furaha kama kila siku ndio siku yako ya mwisho kuishi hapa duniani
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    Nov 24th 2013, 03:49
     
     
     
     
    Isaq karoge toh dard milega. Isaq karoge toh darad milega, Dard bada tadpaega,tumhe aayega ,na chain kahin koi bhi na dil behlayega... . Isaq kiya hai dard liya hai,,kon mujhe samjayega,, mujko hai pata mere dil ko sanam bechaini me bhi chain aayega.. . Na kisi se dil lagana..ninde apni na gawana.. Na kisi se dil lagana..ninde apni na gawana.. .. Nind toh kya de doon main jaan, roke ruke na ye tufaan, ab aisi baton se kya darna.. Kya darna,,.kya darna... Ishq kiya hai dard liya hai, ab kon mujhe samjaega.. Mujko hai pata mere dil ko sanam, bechaini me bhi chain aayega,.. Ishq karoge toh dard milega..... .. . Main batau ishq kya hai,darde dil ki ye dawa hai, main batau ishq kya hai, darde dil ki ye dawa hai... dil ki sada dildar suno.. Pyar kya jisme dard na ho.... Dil ki sada dildar suno pyar kya jisme dard na ho, dil jo kahe wahi karna.. Wahi karna.. Wahi karna.. . Ishq karoge toh dard milega dard bada tadpaega...tumhe aayega na chain kahin, koi bhi na dil behlayega.. Ishq kiya hai dard liya hai, mujko hai pata mere dil ko sanam, bechaini me bhi chain aayega.
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100004317752436&v=wall&story_fbid=264305323723391
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:49
     
     
     
     
    بشرى سارة قال صلى الله عليه وسلم (( لإن يهدي الله على يدك رجلاً خير لك من حمر النعم )) تطبيق دعوة - Dawa أطلق مركز ركن الحوار للتعريف بالإسلام بالشراكة مع مكتب الدعوة بالروضه تطبيق " دعوة " للتعريف بالإسلام عن طريق الأجهزة الذكية ... آيفون و اندرويد الان تستطيع أن تدعو أي شخص للإسلام بكل سهولة دون الحاجة إلى التخاطب معه او مراسلته بنفسك التطبيق يقوم بالمهمة عنك فقط أدخل بيانات الشخص (فيسبوك او تويتر او ايميله او رقم جواله ) والنظام سوف يقوم بدعوته وتعريفه بالإسلام بشكل آلي وتكون سببا بإسلام هذا الشخص الأندرويد https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.edialogue.dawa الآيفون https://itunes.apple.com/US/app/id722364235 ⚫ انشر فقد تكون سببا في إسلام أحدهم ويكون لك مثل أجر عمله إلى يوم القيامة
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100004317128112&v=wall&story_fbid=255566437930592
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:49
     
     
     
     
    WEWE BEKI3 WEWE SIAMINI KWAKUA UNATOKA CHUMBANI KWA MDINGI UNAANZA KUNIFOKEA SASA DAWA YAKO INACHEMKA
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100006212830831&v=wall&story_fbid=1427721520778262
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:48
     
     
     
     
    Yarro rab sa dawa karo ma aucko bol jahan
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100007049345771&v=wall&story_fbid=1390066561238309
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:47
     
     
     
     
    dada.ku lara bozz. . . nafas.se ra dawa bozz. . . #pengin_mandek_ngrokok_
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100006247931519&v=wall&story_fbid=1431090400442544
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:46
     
     
     
     
    Hum Haseen Honay Ka Dawa Tu Nahi Kartey, Magar Haan! Jisay Ankh Bhar Kar Dekh Lain, Usay Uljhan Mein Daal Detey Hain...!!!
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100001428093729&v=wall&story_fbid=629685640422367
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:46
     
     
     
     
    dawa
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100007138355939&v=wall&story_fbid=1378199942427938
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:46
     
     
     
     
    Har Dukh K Liye Dost Behtareen Dawa HaiMagar Dost Ki Taraf Say Jo Dukh MilyDunya Mein us ky Liye Koi Dawa Nahi Hai. HAZRAT ALI
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100005748511983&v=wall&story_fbid=181930978675185
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:44
     
     
     
     
    Ek SADQA 70 musibaton ko dur karta hai.✅ SADQA Sirf Maal, Daulat or Paise Dene Se Nahi Hota...Balke in Cheezon Ko Dena bhi Sadqa Hai.. ✔* Dua Dena. * Ilm sikhana󾔃. * Mashwara Dena. 󾔲* Muskurahat Dena. * Madad karna. ☑* Waqt Dena. 🕥 * Tarbiyat karna. * Mushkil Waqt Me Hausla Dena. * Neki Ka Hukm. * Burai Se Rokna. 󾭈* Mohabbat se pesh Aana. * Maaf kar Dena. ♻ * Izzat Dena. * Kisi Ki Khushiyon Me Shamil Hona. 👭👬* Emaandari Karna. * Raste Se Taklif Deh Chiz Ka Hatana. * Kisi Bhatke Hue Ko Rasta Dikhana. 󾭏 Jummey kE Din ka 1 Sadqa aur Dinon kE 70 Sadqe kE Barabar hai. Musalman ka ghar-JANNAT. Muslaman ka kam-logon ko ALLAH KI TARAF BULANA. Musalman ka Taj-TOPI. Musalman ki zeenat- DAADI. Musalman ka identity card-SUNNAT. Musalman ke dost-SAHABA-AULIYA ALLAH. Musalman ka dushman-NAFS aur SHAITAN. Musalman ka hathiyar-WUZU, NAMAZ, DUWA. Musalman ki dawa - SURAH FATEHA. Musalman ki instruction Manual - QURAN. Musalman ki shaan-ALLAH KA KHAUF. Musalman ka Future - AAKHIRAT. TUM AAPNI BIWI KO DEKH KAR MUSKURAOGHE, TO ALLAH TUMKO DEKH KAR MUSKURAENGE. In Sha ALLAH. Baith kar PANI Peene ke Faide- 1.Gurde (kidney) Kharab nahi hote. 2.Ghutne Hamesha active rehte hain. 3.Reed ki Haddi Mazbut rehti hai. 4.Dil ke valve kabhi band nahi hote. 5.Brain Kamzor nahi hota. SUBHANALLAH. Kitni pyaari aur faide mandh Sunnat hai. Ho sake to aage forward kare ✅ .—
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100002252064158&v=wall&story_fbid=552409088177488
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:43
     
     
     
     
    Mughe maaf kar mere humsafar tughe chhahana mere bhul thi.kisi raah par jo uthi nazar tughe dekhana meri bhul thi,kahi raat ho,kahi savera ho,wo gali - gali wo sahar - sahar tughe dhudana meri meri bhul thi,tere dard ka koi dawa nahi,mughe tugh se koi.....
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100007081602285&v=wall&story_fbid=1385448418367865
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:43
     
     
     
     
    Dalam kelas tak boleh bawa masuk air gas..ada seorang pelajar ni nak minum air gas mountain diew dalam kelas...dia pun isi dlm botol air mineral..syeikh pun tanya,air apa ni?dia nk ckp montain diew takut kne halau kelas..dy pun kata energy water..syeikh tak faham energy tu apa?ada sorang pelajar kata Ad-Dawa'(ubat)...syeikh dgr ad-dawa je syeikh berasa sgt kasihan,syeikh kata syafakauloh ya akhi,syafakauloh(semoga ALLAH sembuhkan kamu..semoga ALLAH sembuhkan kamu)...skrg kamu ke hospital university pergi ambil surat cuti...awak berehat ya hrni..semoga awak cepat sembuh..*hebat ALLAH..lain yg kita ckp,lain yg org faham..saja je dpt rehat free hrtu...teknik baru untuk dpt cuti..credit to ustaz Tan Sri Naqi...ahaks...
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100000767905288&v=wall&story_fbid=610140369021554
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:42
     
     
     
     
    Bagal net. dawa page dai makaload. -_-
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100000041026039&v=wall&story_fbid=699617016716326
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:40
     
     
     
     
    Di kocok malah tambah dawa,,28,cm maremm,merem melek.
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100005604999281&v=wall&story_fbid=179888852207947
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:40
     
     
     
     
    Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai, Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti, Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai, Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100006505127385&v=wall&story_fbid=1455184081375082
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:39
     
     
     
     
    Moyo Wenye Huruma Ni dawa Kwa Wenye Machozi, kila aonaye Thamani Ya mwenzake Hupata thawabu ktk ufalme wa Mungu, Najua Si rahisi Kuishi Bila Kikwazo Ktk Maisha Napenda kukuomba radh kwa lolote nililo wahi kukukoxea au kukuudhi maana naelekea kuumaliza mwaka kama hauna kinyongo nami u may LIKE dis stutuc..'
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100002534058060&v=wall&story_fbid=547688428658954
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:38
     
     
     
     
    Jana Arsenal walipeana 2 panadol extra.Hiyo ni normal dose.Chelsea baba yao wakapeana 3 p.extras which was Overdose.So Manu naona wakipewa dose ama wapeane underdose!!!! :-P :-D
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100003836842562&v=wall&story_fbid=322616881209537
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:38
     
     
     
     
    Kmu tuh trllu rapuh,,, Dkit dkit pts asa,,dkit dkit nangis mewek,,dikit dkt emosi,,ktone tah sangar,judes,tomboi,,misbul loh,,telih tok di gedeni..
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100002586125885&v=wall&story_fbid=513440748752125
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:36
     
     
     
     
    Ek aurat Bache ko liye ro rahi thi.. Ek Student ne rone ki wajah puchi, . . Aurat ne kaha k mera bacha bimar hai or dawa k liye paise nahi hain... . . Student ne 1000 ka note diya aur kaha jao dawa lo or Rs.100 ka doodh bhi le lena Baki paise mujhe wapis de do.. . . Aurat thori der baad dawa aur doodh le aayi baki 650rs student ko wapis kar diye.. . . Student khush hua or sochne lagak Neki kabhi zaya nahi jati.. . . . Docter ko fees mil gayi, bacche ko dawa mil gayi aur.. . . . . mera nakli note bhi chal gaya..
    http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?id=100003247680673&v=wall&story_fbid=486445061473746
    Nov 24th 2013, 03:36
     
     
     
     
    Everest Base Camp Trek
    http://officialchronicle.wordpress.com/2013/11/24/everest-base-camp-trek/
    Nov 24th 2013, 02:20
     
    We booked our trek through G Adventures. We found the tour company to be well run and organised. We really appreciated that there was flexibility in the itinerary [&#8230;]
     
     
     
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